1. Kris Jenner and this SLAG should fight to the death, with the winner being beamed into a ‘Phantom Zone’-type black hole shaped like a giant vagina. that is all.

  2. malaka

    she may or may not be horrible but at least she has motherly instincts. which is more than we can say about dina or kris.

  3. Flatliner

    What do you mean my plastic surgeon is on holidays! My cunts’ due for it’s monthly tightening!

  4. “Ozzy, do NOT put that into your mouth you bastard!”

  5. [sound of an enraged male goose]

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