1. Wesley! Wesley! How many shower rapes did you go through a week???

  2. maoix

    ‘Depends on what your definition of “pay taxes” is.’

  3. Snipes as an older Bishop would have worked just fine for me.

  4. Smapdi

    Despite his best lobbying efforts during the premiere, Wesley’s “Air Quotes Man” won’t be on the X-Men team in the sequel.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    How many more Blades do you need to make to break even with the government?

  6. KtothaJ

    I’ll poke your god damn eyes out if you ask me to drop the soap one more time.

  7. Flatliner

    I wonder who fucks the hardest, his fellow inmates or the IRS?

  8. Swearin

    “So far, it’s called “Passenger 69,” but hey, the pay was good, we had a full breakfast bar, and I got to have sex every day. With women, consensually.”

  9. “I Am Not A Crook!” (anymore)

  10. …oh shit …”speak of the devil, and he shall appear”

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