superficial

  1. He’s learned lessons from his past mistakes.
    Those reinforced wrist braces will give his fists the extra support he needs next time he smacks his bitch up.

  2. What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama black snake. But it ain’t too goddamn beaucoup.

  3. auditioning for the role of johnny depp

  4. I swear he has been carrying that Unversal One book around for two years and this M-Fer here has only made it to that green tab.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    She’s wishing Solange was her sister.

  6. Flatliner

    She’s got the ‘I love you long time’ and he’s got the ‘I’ll hit you sometime’ look.

  7. Nothing’s better than a sexy Asian woman. And she is fucking sexy.

  8. Her purse is full of baby wipes.

  9. why would a woman marry him after he was arrested for beating up his last wife, what was it, a year ago?

  10. JimBB

    Well, judging by the lack of bruises on her face, I’m guessing she had his money?

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