1. B&WMinstrel

    It’d be as easy as cutting his hair. He really is going for ‘Cowardly Lion’

  2. sweet peaches

    Beat me to it ^. Its like The Cowardly Lion and David Spade had a baby together

  3. “Axl, you were trying to use the center seatbelt latch again. Do I have to do this every time for you?”

  4. Fuck it, I can never get any of my Leprechaun jokes to land.

  5. GnR ruled the earth so hard in the late 80s, early 90s that Axl still pulls residual groupie ass.

  6. Joe Blow

    “Out the way, bitch, can’t you see the paps are trying to take my picture!”

  7. David Spade really knows how to party!

  8. yourmom

    Danny Bonaduce??? I thought he was dead?

  9. It’s too bad Fish already highlighted the Danny Bonaduce joke I made last time, because I’d really like to do it all over again.

  10. You know where you are? You’re in a carpool baby!

  11. “You’re in the Southwest Airlines shuttle service, Baby! You’re gonna die!”

  12. poorpoorcourtneylove

    “Whadda they got that I ain’t got?”

  13. “Hey, everybody, look! It’s ME!”

  14. This is an old college prank: see how many people can fit in a dumbwaiter.

  15. donkeylicks

    You know where you are??? You’re in McDonalds baby… You’re gonna FRRYYY!!!

  16. Rickroller

    Nice ‘stache there Rick Astley!

  17. He needs to wear the headband again.

  18. Duff McKagen actually lives in one of those rings.

  19. Andie

    I wish he would get in shape. Age is no excuse for this.

  20. kaschuh

    I think someone drew pupils on his eyelids — or the whites of his eyes are flesh-colored… pasty caucasian arrogant ginger flesh

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