1. B&WMinstrel

    When you’re this old there’s ten times weirder stuff in your ear than a stud.

  2. Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, ‘Lista?

  3. alex

    Get off my plane!

  4. Is she fast? Fast enough for you, young man. ‘Cause you punks always drive too damn fast!

  5. I belong in a museum!

  6. Cock Dr

    Will always have “The Empire Strikes back” and “Witness”; through the magic of film youth and beauty lives on.

  7. Men who look like old lesbians….

  8. Toe Jam

    He’s aged pretty well. (no sarcasm. you dicks).

  9. ThisWillHurt

    “Yes, I have an ear stud. Do you think I give a fuck? I’m Harrison Ford.”

  10. 70 is the new punching you in the head.

  11. “The stud? Some fool talked me into it.”
    “Who is the more foolish: the fool, or—”
    “Oh, shut up.”

  12. Han is old, but I’d still leia him.

  13. Get away from me with that black light. I just told you that there isn’t any dandruff on my coat.

  14. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

  15. The man still looks good, for god’s sake. At least he’s never talked to a chair at a Republican convention.

  16. “Its a hearing aid. What’s it to ya?”

  17. Swearin

    This is what Indy would look like if he came out of the closet at 45

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