When you’re this old there’s ten times weirder stuff in your ear than a stud.
Preach on, brother.
Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, ‘Lista?
You win the internet with that reference in my books. A++
Get off my plane!
“Get off my lawn!” more like.
Is she fast? Fast enough for you, young man. ‘Cause you punks always drive too damn fast!
I belong in a museum!
Will always have “The Empire Strikes back” and “Witness”; through the magic of film youth and beauty lives on.
Men who look like old lesbians….
He’s aged pretty well. (no sarcasm. you dicks).
“Yes, I have an ear stud. Do you think I give a fuck? I’m Harrison Ford.”
70 is the new punching you in the head.
“The stud? Some fool talked me into it.”
“Who is the more foolish: the fool, or—”
“Oh, shut up.”
Han is old, but I’d still leia him.
Get away from me with that black light. I just told you that there isn’t any dandruff on my coat.
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
The man still looks good, for god’s sake. At least he’s never talked to a chair at a Republican convention.
“Its a hearing aid. What’s it to ya?”
This is what Indy would look like if he came out of the closet at 45
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