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  1. catapostrophe

    White people.

  2. I had no idea how far the Mexicans had infiltrated us…
    Machete will pay for this!!

  3. Rock and ROLLLLLL!!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!

  4. I highly recommend timing a whippet to really kick in right at the end of the ‘my name is kiiiiiiiiiid rock” part of the batwitdaba intro. No seriously. You can get a fat can of redi-whip and a kid rock CD at most gas stations.

  5. tom

    Every kid has to grow up someday.

  6. ScotlandThe Brave

    Douche beard a pre-requisite to join the band?

  7. “And since I had all the Mexicans in my band, um, ‘self-deported,’ I’ll be playing the maracas myself tonight.”

  8. Wish he’d wear that vest in southern woods during hunting season.

  9. Shake your Maracas, Kid, shake em good and maybe Jimmy will let you come inside.

  10. Swee-e-e-et home La Bamba.

  11. “These are Pamela Anderson’s genuine breast implants from 1997, and we’ll start the bidding at $500…”

  12. $2500 Bad Cat Amp.
    $1200 bass guitar.
    $150 Shure SM58 microphone.
    $1 maracas from T.J.

  13. Swearin

    Wait, Keith Stone plays the guitar?! He is so smooth…

  14. Nothing says rock like a pair of maracas.

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