Clearly he’s Mexican now. Niño Roca.
I had no idea how far the Mexicans had infiltrated us…
Machete will pay for this!!
Rock and ROLLLLLL!!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!
I highly recommend timing a whippet to really kick in right at the end of the ‘my name is kiiiiiiiiiid rock” part of the batwitdaba intro. No seriously. You can get a fat can of redi-whip and a kid rock CD at most gas stations.
Buy one, get one free.
Every kid has to grow up someday.
Douche beard a pre-requisite to join the band?
“And since I had all the Mexicans in my band, um, ‘self-deported,’ I’ll be playing the maracas myself tonight.”
Wish he’d wear that vest in southern woods during hunting season.
Nah. Wouldn’t be visible enough to a hunter.
Shake your Maracas, Kid, shake em good and maybe Jimmy will let you come inside.
Swee-e-e-et home La Bamba.
“These are Pamela Anderson’s genuine breast implants from 1997, and we’ll start the bidding at $500…”
$2500 Bad Cat Amp.
$1200 bass guitar.
$150 Shure SM58 microphone.
$1 maracas from T.J.
Wait, Keith Stone plays the guitar?! He is so smooth…
Nothing says rock like a pair of maracas.
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Kid Rock performing on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' in Los Angeles. (April 8, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN