Kelly Brook posted this pic to Instagram. (April 7, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Oh, how I’d love to be there. Just me and her out on a boat, with no land in sight. I have her all to myself. The fun we’d have.
Where are you going to hide the body?
I have an entire ocean, dude.
Those things would float though, so she’d probably be easy to spot from the air.
sadly, she took these to send to the casting director of “Sharknado 2″.
The world’s most motorboatable woman on a motorboat? This is getting way too literal for me.
I bet she is really appreciating this flat, blue seascape which is quite the contrast of the lumpy, black, boner-filled package she usually has jammed in her eyes all day long.
I’ve always thought that she belonged on a bow of a ship.
The ship sank moments later.
In the event of an emergency, her boobs can be used as flotation devices
Is it redundant wanting to motorboat on a motorboat?
She’s hot but those are not boat shoes
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