Looks to be getting ready to go on another Excellent Adventure.

Gross

Was “Henry’s Crime” that hairstyle?

If so, he’s a freakin’ Nazi.

Why the long face?

Why the long face?

is Keanu Jesus? maybe The matrix was trying to tell us something

He doens’t look nearly as bad as Johnny Depp does ALL THE TIME

Marilyn Manson called and wants his hair back.

Sigh…his “dandruff chick” isn’t even looking in his direction.

I was told if I’d grow my hair back, I could go back to 1989.

So the Gieco Cavemen are real? They must be because Fish found this picture of one.

So the Geico Cavemen are real? They must be because Fish found this picture of one out on the town.

This dude needs a few years in an ashram.

I don’t miss REO Speedwagon. At all.

I hate the hobo look. Hate it. This is an insanely handsome and charismatic man and he does this to himself?

I need to read the gossip rags more often. I had no idea Keanu was hooking up with Madeline Albright.

I need to read the gossip rags more often. I had no idea Keanu was hooking up with former Secretary of State Madeline Albright.

snape…snape…severus snape

Keanu Reeves walks into a bar and the bartender says “why such a long face”?

Neo Snape Jesus must enter the numbers every 108 minutes or all memes will wreak havoc.

i love this guy! no matter what, he looks absolutely hot! not like johnny “ugly” depp.

It’s like he’s got Stewie Griffin’s head, just in Portrait mode.

All he’s missing is a cardboard sign that reads: “Will act woodenly for food.”

“Depression, angst, like a filthy slime
My existence – gone
like dark, dark cavities
search me
I am fallen.”

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Cris Angel?

Russell Brand on downer

Dressing up to go dumpster diving is all the rage with Hollywood homeless people.

OK, I’ll be the one…

“Woah.”

Are they screening it on his forehead? Just pull the hair curtains back and all will be fine.

looks like Dave Grohl