superficial

  1. Hurp

    Looks to be getting ready to go on another Excellent Adventure.

  2. Buttercup

    Gross

  3. Was “Henry’s Crime” that hairstyle?

    If so, he’s a freakin’ Nazi.

  4. TomFrank

    Why the long face?

  5. Johnny Ball Game

    Why the long face?

  6. kalisynth

    is Keanu Jesus? maybe The matrix was trying to tell us something

  7. Rebecca

    He doens’t look nearly as bad as Johnny Depp does ALL THE TIME

  8. Bucky Barnes

    Marilyn Manson called and wants his hair back.

  9. Sigh…his “dandruff chick” isn’t even looking in his direction.

  10. tkb

    I was told if I’d grow my hair back, I could go back to 1989.

  11. The Critical Crassness

    So the Gieco Cavemen are real? They must be because Fish found this picture of one.

  12. The Critical Crassness

    So the Geico Cavemen are real? They must be because Fish found this picture of one out on the town.

  13. Satan's bitch

    This dude needs a few years in an ashram.

  14. cc

    I don’t miss REO Speedwagon. At all.

  15. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    I hate the hobo look. Hate it. This is an insanely handsome and charismatic man and he does this to himself?

  16. Senor Trout

    I need to read the gossip rags more often. I had no idea Keanu was hooking up with Madeline Albright.

  17. Senor Trout

    I need to read the gossip rags more often. I had no idea Keanu was hooking up with former Secretary of State Madeline Albright.

  18. mmhm

    snape…snape…severus snape

  19. Ticonderoga

    Keanu Reeves walks into a bar and the bartender says “why such a long face”?

  20. Neo Snape Jesus must enter the numbers every 108 minutes or all memes will wreak havoc.

  21. allieb

    i love this guy! no matter what, he looks absolutely hot! not like johnny “ugly” depp.

  22. It’s like he’s got Stewie Griffin’s head, just in Portrait mode.

  23. BigJim

    All he’s missing is a cardboard sign that reads: “Will act woodenly for food.”

  24. Fey Sphinx

    “Depression, angst, like a filthy slime
    My existence – gone
    like dark, dark cavities
    search me
    I am fallen.”

    Livejournal entry 2506
    Poster keanu_8179

  25. Knippy

    Cris Angel?

  26. Speedy Dyes

    Russell Brand on downer

  27. Dressing up to go dumpster diving is all the rage with Hollywood homeless people.

  28. OK, I’ll be the one…

    “Woah.”

  29. Are they screening it on his forehead? Just pull the hair curtains back and all will be fine.

  30. jenvaux

    looks like Dave Grohl

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