superficial

  1. Hurp

    I’m trying to figure out which is larger… her forehead or the space between her tits.

  2. Colin

    She looks like she was created by Picasso.

  3. Matty

    This just in: Aubrey O’Day set to audition for the Queen of Hearts in Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland 2.

  4. slappy magoo

    It’s like someone found a photo of a drunk Sarah Michelle Gellar and posted it on a picture of my Aunt Rose post-divorce.

  5. It had to be said

    I think it is very rude to post a picture of her taken in a funhouse mirror. For shame! For shame!

  6. Ak ak! Ak ak ak ak ak ak! AK AK!

  7. Apparently Xtina is dropping acid by the sheet

  8. Save the cheerleader!

  9. kimmykimkim

    Yeeeee! Whoa! Something’s wrong here. Push those tits together girl! ‘the fuck?!

  10. Simole

    I want to make a joke about her but I have no idea who she is.

  11. linds

    from the thumbnail I really thought this was Tila Tequila. Same dif.

  12. doogleberg

    If he/she takes the dress off, do the tits sag or rest safely on his/her dick?

  13. Deuce

    What’s amazing is, her boobs are the least fake part about her

  14. cc

    Her and Shannon Doherty could see eye to eye.

  15. tkb

    Yes, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.

  16. The Critical Crassness

    At last a celebrity attending an appropriately named awards event….everything about this woman is UP and FRONT!

  17. Senor Trout

    The chest says ‘hottie’ but the eyes, forehead lips and hair all scream ‘wife of a televangelist.’

  18. “Well, that’s a huge noggin. That’s a virtual planetoid.”

  19. She would look hilarious if you flipped her upside down and painted eyes on her chin. Oh wait she already looks like that.

  20. LaToya Jackson is looking good…she must be sucking whatever it was that kept Michael so youthful.

  21. Voice of Reason

    Maybe it’s just me, but it looks like you could project Imax movies on that forehead.

  22. Garrett

    I love driving through her Mom’s vagina on my way to New York City

  23. Sphinx

    Even I don’t remember who I am.

  24. Pete

    I think it’s rude of Moammar Gaddafi to trot out his new personal nurse during a civil war.

  25. lili

    “Aubrey, meet Miley. Miley, meet your future.”

  26. Jason

    The midget from the previous pic, all dressed up and on the town!

  27. YIKES! It’s the hair monster!

  28. Beatnik

    Breast implants? Oh those Toddlers in Tiaras moms have gone too far!

  29. The stuff in her boobs seems to be leaking north.

  30. Apparently the photographer surprised her tits, which turned away quickly.

  31. Her five-head is bordering on six.

  32. “I just farted. Teehee. I’m just going to stand here and watch Snooky walk right through it. Shhhhh”

  33. Foxxyaaisha23

    She looks like the bastard child of Paris Hilton and Tila Tequila

  34. THE SERIOUS

    If Snooki ate Christina Aguilera, the shit would be this?…Not bad

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