“I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so…SCA – no, actually, I’m not scared at all.”
Mario’s mom is hot.
I have never seen a man more uncomfortable with having a woman’s hands on him. Ever. And I’ve been to Perez Hilton’s page.
Lost & Loser (Take your pick which is which)
You know what’s scary? They both peaked at “Saved by the Bell”.
Think about that.
hard to tell who shaves more
I can’t believe her career didn’t really take off after Showgirls. I saw that as a breakthrough role.
Get your finger outta my ass, Mario or I tell them how you used to felate Screech on set.
“Look, Mario, I’ll hold you, and you’ll hold the skin of my face back with your right hand…”
“Hey, Remember back in our Saved By The Bell days when I let you finger my ass”
“Yeah, Mario, I remember”
This guy has never wronged me in any way, which makes it extremely hard for me to understand why God why this urge to stomp his face…
Beauty and the Douche
Douche and Bag
I think i see…..a little cum glimmer on the lips….
His lips don’t look that shiny to me… oh wait.
Have you ever seen a plane crash happen in the same place as a train wreck? Then you understand the career paths you’re seeing in this picture.
“I like nice tits.”
All they need is Lisa and Screech and we’ll have the complete set of Saved By The Bell actors who’ve done nothing but Robot Chicken since 2000.
Did she just finish wiping Slater’s ass with her sleeve?
no mullet no perm no way
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Elizabeth Berkley and Mario Lopez on the set of Extra in Los Angeles. (April 4, 2011)