“Miss Monk, what will your sex doll face look like?”
Oops I just crapped.
Oh no, those bees are back! Stay away from the lips this time!
I would do things to those lips that would justify a multi-national tribunal at the Hague to decide how to punish me.
I’d love to lungfuck her
Wow, that inflatable Sophie Monk sex doll looks nearly lifelike.
I’d piss in her pooper. But I’m going to need a funnel.
Maybe if she did more of that she would have kept that billionaire and never had to work worked…oh wait…
I. Can’t. Close. My. Mouth.
“Honest, I can take one this big around, all the way down my throat”
Michelle Pfeiffer in 1991 seeing a picture of herself in 20 years.
UH OH! Someone just Shatnered.
She shouldn’t have opened that email attachment from Charlie Sheen.
Yup. That’s how I imagine her when I’m lying in bed with a bottle of hand cream.
She’s horrified that you can’t spell ‘Sydney’ correctly.
“Where all the aboriginies at?”
Nice blow up doll impression. Wait . . . she really walks around like that? Awesome.
Real Doll week is just rolling right along.
Pavlov proves his theory on the classical conditioning once again. Every time she gets into a hotel…..she can’t help but keep her mouth wide open.
Bloody hell, EVERY celebrity has a sex doll out these days!
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