Gary Shirley at Teen Mom Amber Portwood's house in Anderson, IN. (March 26, 2011)
Well, that would explain why his face is bleeding.
Meth Scabs: Now in Lardass size!
That’s either blood or barbque sauce. Either one makes since.
Now I get it.
or cents, scents, sintz………..have some fucking sympathy for the home schooled.
He’s obviously a masochist. I mean, those tits have got to hurt flopping around with no bra on.
There’s no way he could move fast enough for flopping to occur.
You know it’s a problem when they can’t even fit you in the whole camera frame
Did they get a photo of the hole they cut in the wall so he could exit?
He’s so enormous his face is starting to split open.
Wow, whale wars is going all out this season.
“…and Leon’s getting LARGER.”
I’ll see your “Airplane” and raise you a:
“Oh Shit! It’s Mr Creosote!”
…”and dont call me Shirley” oh wait that IS his name
Behold the master of the “Jowl Scowl”.
How this thing ever convinced a female to spread her legs should go down as the 8th Wonder of the World.
Being 7th generation extra chromosome white trash, Gary knew that after getting laid once, there was no need to keep up his physique…he had already defied all odds.
“Hey Amber, I’m fat, ugly, greasy, and retarded. You’re fat, ugly, greasy, and retarded. We’re each other’s only hope.”
Amber must not have a very high opinion of herself. as in, “I’m a stupid cunt who deserves to be fncked by a stupid fat greasy ugly redneck for being such a whore.”
Was his head that shape before he got fat, or is his personal gravity pulling his face off?
You are on a roll today Smackup.
That diamondillium earring really classes up his image.
Dude, I love you
Gimli trimmed the beard, huh.
Excuse me miss…do you have this T-shirt in “choke a fat bastard” size?
I guess being unable to turn your neck trains you to have the eye tracking ability of a gecko.
seriously…this dude is fat.
Amber’s looking a lot cuter these days.
Wait, what do you mean “That’s Gary?”
I thought he recently died stuck to his La-Z-boy… Wrong guy?
hah! nice one!
How the hell does someone with no discernible jawline have a chinstrap beard?!?
“Nobody makes Boba Fett bleed his own blood. NOBODY!!”
Wow, sorry, let me rephrase:
“Nobody makes Jabba bleed his own blood. NOBODY!”
(Sorry, I’m an internet commenter, not a nerd.)
Is there a difference?
…that was the point. I hate when I have to explain my replies to comments that I fuck up.
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