Tori Spelling at the Oxygen Media Upfronts in New York City. (April 4, 2011)
I’m so hurrppy to be huurrr!
“Tori Spelling making her best Sling Blade impression at the Oxygen Media Upfronts in New York City. (April 4, 2011)”
Celeb fun fact: Tori has the eyesight of an owl. Check it out, its on her website.
Fact #2: Tori has the face of a war crime.
Ooh! Almost peed myself there.
“This is my impression of my tits!” *implodes*
“But the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life”
I guess I can understand that someone who thinks showing off the worlds worst boob job is “fashion”, also thinks “full retard” is a good look for photos.
You never go full retard!!
I believe this photo refutes that rule of thumb.
“Can we talk?”
So you’re saying that Aubrey O’Day was the *classier* guest at the Oxygen Media Upfronts? Huh.
When did Nathan Lane start doing The Birdcage again?
Tori: “I am not drunk, I’m just exhausted from being up all night drinking.”
Money can’t buy happiness OR looks. Or boobs.
The first thing that popped into my head when I saw this was the sound of a goat.
The bleat goes on…
Tori Spelling at the Starved of Oxygen Media Upfronts in New York City.
And this is why women who get boob jobs should also get face-lifts, those jugs are going to bring everything else down
I don’t think there’s a face life out there that can help in this case….
hmm… that’s about right.
Hey, horseface, your tit’s fallin out.
Noooooo. I’m completely sober and my face is 100% natural.
“The White RuPaul” as “Tory Spelling”…..nice nod to female impersonators, Fishman!
Stella: ‘Dad, I want a pony!’
Dean: ‘Where’d you get that idea?’
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