1. Turd Ferguson

    I’m so hurrppy to be huurrr!

  2. noooooooo

    “Tori Spelling making her best Sling Blade impression at the Oxygen Media Upfronts in New York City. (April 4, 2011)”

    Fixed it

  3. Rough conquers passive aggressive angry birds

    Celeb fun fact: Tori has the eyesight of an owl. Check it out, its on her website.

  4. Colin

    “This is my impression of my tits!” *implodes*

  5. Deacon Jones

    “But the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life”

  6. I guess I can understand that someone who thinks showing off the worlds worst boob job is “fashion”, also thinks “full retard” is a good look for photos.

  7. “Can we talk?”

  8. Josephus

    So you’re saying that Aubrey O’Day was the *classier* guest at the Oxygen Media Upfronts? Huh.

  9. SourGrapes

    When did Nathan Lane start doing The Birdcage again?

  10. Bucky Barnes

    Tori: “I am not drunk, I’m just exhausted from being up all night drinking.”

  11. Turd Ferguson

    Whadya know.
    Money can’t buy happiness OR looks. Or boobs.

  12. Deacon Jones

    The first thing that popped into my head when I saw this was the sound of a goat.

  13. Simole

    Tori Spelling at the Starved of Oxygen Media Upfronts in New York City.

  14. Deuce

    And this is why women who get boob jobs should also get face-lifts, those jugs are going to bring everything else down

  15. “HHHHhnnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeyyy”

  16. Sarakiel

    hmm… that’s about right.

  17. kimmykimkim

    Hey, horseface, your tit’s fallin out.

  18. tkb

    Noooooo. I’m completely sober and my face is 100% natural.

  19. The Critical Crassness

    “The White RuPaul” as “Tory Spelling”…..nice nod to female impersonators, Fishman!

  20. cc

    Stella: ‘Dad, I want a pony!’
    Dean: ‘Where’d you get that idea?’
    Stella: ‘Mom!’

  21. Connie

    IT’S A TRAP!

  22. Ed

    Those plastic surgeons did a good job. She looks presentable for an open casket funeral

  23. RHawk

    It looks like the surgeon took the left over silicon and gave her 4 extra chins

  24. Feetsthss

    Joan Rivers approves of this photo.

  25. Roger Waters post Queer Eye For The Old Guy.

  26. The surgeon saw her brain was just enough to give her a c-cup.

  27. Sunnyboy

    Is it just me, or does she look like a retarded sea monkey?

  28. This is actually one of the top 5 best pictures I’ve seen of her.

  29. DonDopey


  30. Garrett

    I find it DISGUSTING when she does impressions of her father.

  31. Fey Sphinx

    I understand why some people say I wear too much makeup. It’s because they’re jealous. If they could afford to look as good as me, they would.

  32. lili

    … “Joan Rivers, meet your past?”

  33. 99% artificial and proud of it.

  34. When did Joan Rivers get implants?

  35. See kids, this is what Botox gets you.

  36. dontlooknow

    “Ah-ah-choo!”. And you can quote me.

  37. Oxygen. Clearly, her brain isn’t getting enough of it.

  38. LudaKat

    Tori Spelling: A face that not even mommy could love.

  39. KC

    So ugly it derps.

  40. cc

    Why don’t we have more kids? This is my orgasm face.

  41. Not worth waking up to that

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