I’m so hurrppy to be huurrr!
“Tori Spelling making her best Sling Blade impression at the Oxygen Media Upfronts in New York City. (April 4, 2011)”
Celeb fun fact: Tori has the eyesight of an owl. Check it out, its on her website.
Fact #2: Tori has the face of a war crime.
Ooh! Almost peed myself there.
“This is my impression of my tits!” *implodes*
“But the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life”
I guess I can understand that someone who thinks showing off the worlds worst boob job is “fashion”, also thinks “full retard” is a good look for photos.
You never go full retard!!
I believe this photo refutes that rule of thumb.
“Can we talk?”
So you’re saying that Aubrey O’Day was the *classier* guest at the Oxygen Media Upfronts? Huh.
When did Nathan Lane start doing The Birdcage again?
Tori: “I am not drunk, I’m just exhausted from being up all night drinking.”
Money can’t buy happiness OR looks. Or boobs.
The first thing that popped into my head when I saw this was the sound of a goat.
The bleat goes on…
Tori Spelling at the Starved of Oxygen Media Upfronts in New York City.
And this is why women who get boob jobs should also get face-lifts, those jugs are going to bring everything else down
I don’t think there’s a face life out there that can help in this case….
hmm… that’s about right.
Hey, horseface, your tit’s fallin out.
Noooooo. I’m completely sober and my face is 100% natural.
“The White RuPaul” as “Tory Spelling”…..nice nod to female impersonators, Fishman!
Stella: ‘Dad, I want a pony!’
Dean: ‘Where’d you get that idea?’
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