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  1. Jon Hex

    “WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN EXPLODING TITTIES??!!!”

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I’ve never seen a toilet camera before.

  3. Fun fact: When you clench, your movies have to suck harder to get out.

  4. George P Burdell

    Fuck Cameron! I’ll dive to the bottom of the ocean while holding tmy breath and this camera.

  5. Sometimes, a camera is just a camera….

  6. cc

    T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t…t-t-t-t-t-t, I’ll down those Jap bombers! Oh, break is over?

  7. a

    worst film maker

  8. I would not be surprised if he replaced his member a long time ago with some falic looking camera…

  9. The Pope

    Camerection

  10. Run n GUn

    “Michael, Candice called. She said she’d do the scene with the exploding whip cream factory.”

  11. El Jefe

    “More Baysplosions I said more Baysplosions goddamnit”

  12. Jonesy

    Oh shit, its the old “Replace his headphones with defibrillators” gag. Nice one! Bay, you got fucking punked bitch!

  13. spartacus

    Where’s my fucking lens flare!

  14. bigalkie

    Ellen

  15. The Brown Streak

    No, Hunger Games….THIS is how you do Shakycam.

  16. “Jap Zero incoming at 3 o’clock…firing mech jammed…someone splash that fucker or we’re all gonna bite the big one…”

  17. “If I find out who the ass is that put crazy glue on these handles you are so dead.”

  18. “WHAAALLLLBERRRRG!!!”

  19. Ed

    I once caught an upskirt with my camera THIS high!

  20. Pimp Daddy Fuck You

    Seriously dipshit you’re the Director not the cameraman. Do your fucking job.

  21. EricLr

    Ironically, that’s exactly how I look when I’m watching one of his movies too.

  22. JungleRed

    Shit if this isn’t what’s wrong with the movies…

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