Michael Bay on the set of Pain and Gain in Miami. (April 2, 2012)
“WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN EXPLODING TITTIES??!!!”
I’ve never seen a toilet camera before.
Fun fact: When you clench, your movies have to suck harder to get out.
Me thumb you up long time.
Fuck Cameron! I’ll dive to the bottom of the ocean while holding tmy breath and this camera.
Sometimes, a camera is just a camera….
T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t…t-t-t-t-t-t, I’ll down those Jap bombers! Oh, break is over?
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Let me guess–LOTS of explosions and CGI Galore=BORING!!!
I would not be surprised if he replaced his member a long time ago with some falic looking camera…
“Michael, Candice called. She said she’d do the scene with the exploding whip cream factory.”
“More Baysplosions I said more Baysplosions goddamnit”
Oh shit, its the old “Replace his headphones with defibrillators” gag. Nice one! Bay, you got fucking punked bitch!
Where’s my fucking lens flare!
No, Hunger Games….THIS is how you do Shakycam.
“Jap Zero incoming at 3 o’clock…firing mech jammed…someone splash that fucker or we’re all gonna bite the big one…”
“If I find out who the ass is that put crazy glue on these handles you are so dead.”
I once caught an upskirt with my camera THIS high!
Seriously dipshit you’re the Director not the cameraman. Do your fucking job.
Ironically, that’s exactly how I look when I’m watching one of his movies too.
Shit if this isn’t what’s wrong with the movies…
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