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  1. Yes. I’d do anything to her. I mean, anything to her…. I mean FOR her, FOR her damnit!

  2. Hank E. Ring

    No matter how hot you feel she is, please remember her previous husband preferred beating off to online porn, rather than tapping the home base.

  3. cc

    A skirt in FM3…I love her!!!

  4. George P Burdell

    Christie Brinkley is Dorian Gray. Madonna is her picture.

  5. George P Burdell

    p.s. She is fifty-fucking-eight.

  6. Grand Poobah

    Didn’t Bill Joel write a most unpleasing song about this chick? Nice bod but how many times has she been married?

  7. ksmack

    I just want privacy and to put this whole divorce behind me, but will constantly show up on talk shows dragging it out into the open for everyone to gag on….

  8. Bonky

    It is said that there are two things that will outlive everything else on earth, roaches and Christie Brinkley.

  9. God Damn, Christie. When you look this good at that age (58), it’s not fair to the other starlets who look like hot shit by the time they hit 30.

    I’d fuck her.

  10. El Jefe

    Still hotter than most 20 year olds out there. How the hell is that possible?

    • Jimbob

      Facelift, eyelift, browlift, necklift, fillers, Botox, lipo, exercise, starvation, pro makeup, pro hairstyling, capped teeth, wardrobe assistant, fraxel laser, chemical peel, Thermage, full length photo…

  11. Longshot421

    She may be a little bit of a nut job, and she certainly has terrible taste in husbands, but…damn. That is an INCREDIBLE looking woman, and she looks 30 years younger than she actually is. Wow.

  12. Dick Hell

    Say what you want about the 21st century, as least we’re getting a better grade of granny porn.

  13. Mando

    Death discovers a hyperbaric chamber.

  14. Pretty hot for a Skexes.

  15. Cock Dr

    I hope her face isn’t stuck like that.
    The CA beach blonde bombshell held up well, with a little help from the latest & greatest beauty preservation techniques.

  16. Sin

    Still hot. A bit mental but still hot.

  17. Ed

    Ahh, the miracle of plastic surgery and plenty of money.

  18. Psycobiff

    The sad thing about this pic is that she isn’t actually smiling.

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