Yes. I’d do anything to her. I mean, anything to her…. I mean FOR her, FOR her damnit!
No matter how hot you feel she is, please remember her previous husband preferred beating off to online porn, rather than tapping the home base.
You mean when he wasn’t banging his 18 year old assistant.
Wait, this isn’t normal behavior?
Pretty well. It’s funny how things come full circle. In Billy Joel’s defense, he probably just didn’t enjoy the squeaking, plastic sound she made when they were having sex.
A skirt in FM3…I love her!!!
ohhh a mopar man… does she have FM3 on her fender tag though or is it just a repaint?
The tag checks out, but I am going to thoroughly search the backseat for the broadcast sheet.
you may want to look on top of her glovebox too
Christie Brinkley is Dorian Gray. Madonna is her picture.
p.s. She is fifty-fucking-eight.
Didn’t Bill Joel write a most unpleasing song about this chick? Nice bod but how many times has she been married?
are not all of Billy Joel’s songs most displeasing?
Now that he looks like an old trout, even more so.
I just want privacy and to put this whole divorce behind me, but will constantly show up on talk shows dragging it out into the open for everyone to gag on….
It is said that there are two things that will outlive everything else on earth, roaches and Christie Brinkley.
God Damn, Christie. When you look this good at that age (58), it’s not fair to the other starlets who look like hot shit by the time they hit 30.
I’d fuck her.
Still hotter than most 20 year olds out there. How the hell is that possible?
Facelift, eyelift, browlift, necklift, fillers, Botox, lipo, exercise, starvation, pro makeup, pro hairstyling, capped teeth, wardrobe assistant, fraxel laser, chemical peel, Thermage, full length photo…
Well, when you put it that way… Fucking hell, I’m tired just thinking about it, she’s got to be bloody exhausted!!
She may be a little bit of a nut job, and she certainly has terrible taste in husbands, but…damn. That is an INCREDIBLE looking woman, and she looks 30 years younger than she actually is. Wow.
Say what you want about the 21st century, as least we’re getting a better grade of granny porn.
Death discovers a hyperbaric chamber.
Pretty hot for a Skexes.
I hope her face isn’t stuck like that.
The CA beach blonde bombshell held up well, with a little help from the latest & greatest beauty preservation techniques.
Still hot. A bit mental but still hot.
Ahh, the miracle of plastic surgery and plenty of money.
The sad thing about this pic is that she isn’t actually smiling.
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