superficial

  1. cc

    He left his hoodie behind!

  2. it had to be said

    The thing about Asian massage is you feel like slapping someone else around an hour later.

  3. Is beating the shit out of women not relaxing enough for him anymore?

  4. Colin

    Thai massage parlors have the best ladyboys.

  5. Dick Hell

    The glasses say, “Look at ME, I can READ,” and the chain says, “NO, you CAN’T.”

  6. Mando

    Best Thai Massage: for a great time try Deep Tissue Bruising and Swedish head bashing.

  7. tlmck

    Still has not swallowed yet.

  8. The Brown Streak

    Well, at least he’s putting his hands to good use now.

  9. No you

    Just a year ago he was begging his fans to buy his album and now he has to give hand jobs at the massage parlor. The music industry is crazy.

  10. And then he got into his badass Saturn LX

  11. He was in there burgling walnuts. Robble robble!

  12. Ed

    Happy ending not guaranteed since beating the employees is forbidden.

  13. mbcl

    “Mister Brown you forget to leave tip”

  14. EricLr

    How much to let me slap around a small woman while she tells me I’m not gay?

  15. Urvag

    One beating to many equals a sore shoulder that needs done rubbin

  16. journalschism

    “That bitch in there with the black eye? She was like that when I came in.”

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