Chris Brown leaving a Thai massage parlor in Los Angeles. (April 2, 2012)
He left his hoodie behind!
The thing about Asian massage is you feel like slapping someone else around an hour later.
Is beating the shit out of women not relaxing enough for him anymore?
Thai massage parlors have the best ladyboys.
The glasses say, “Look at ME, I can READ,” and the chain says, “NO, you CAN’T.”
Best Thai Massage: for a great time try Deep Tissue Bruising and Swedish head bashing.
Still has not swallowed yet.
Well, at least he’s putting his hands to good use now.
Just a year ago he was begging his fans to buy his album and now he has to give hand jobs at the massage parlor. The music industry is crazy.
And then he got into his badass Saturn LX
He was in there burgling walnuts. Robble robble!
Happy ending not guaranteed since beating the employees is forbidden.
“Mister Brown you forget to leave tip”
How much to let me slap around a small woman while she tells me I’m not gay?
One beating to many equals a sore shoulder that needs done rubbin
“That bitch in there with the black eye? She was like that when I came in.”
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