Madonna can have your babies. How much for the toy elephant?
Jessica Simpson finally gave birth!
I didn’t know Tiger Woods won the Masters again.
Oh, great!!! Now, all the celebitches are gonna want one of those, too.
Everyone pictured is 24 feet tall.
“Wow! I wish Tom was hung like that!”
Is that an elephant in your pocket or are you just …. O, it is an elephant.
Maybe the big one over there? Obama used to play with this one when he was a kid.
Wow, those people must be REALLY tall!
The Kenyan Masters tournament was never known for their first place prizes.
In Tijuana, it’s a donkey show.. In Kenya..
Ahhhhhhhh. The rare Dinklage elephant.
“Yes, we cross-bred an elephant with a pot-bellied pig. But could you explain to us the line, ‘Now I know how all those white women must have felt’?”
laugh my ass off TF Keep them coming!
It’s all pink on the inside.
“Yes Ms. Bundchen, procedures require that I put my hand down the back of your trousers while you ‘pet the elephant’. It is our custom.”
So I guess this was taken BEFORE the cookout?
Tom Brady, “Did you just say african guys are hung like baby elephants?”
If they were good enough for Ms. Klum, why not give it a shot!
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