1. dontkillthemessenger

    Luckily, I drive around with a Hefty bag full of flour for times like this.

  2. catapostrophe

    What a perfect moment for a 20-ton steel beam to come swinging down out of nowhere.

  3. George P Burdell

    A picture of the modern nuclear family;
    or a modern family about to go nuclear because Her Dryness is issuing orders.

  4. cc

    Reason 5,027 why I am atheist – if there was a God, he’s spare his children a lot of suffering and smite these people down with a well-placed meteor.

  5. your mom

    Terrorist FAIL.

  6. Yeah, they’re all busy texting each other.

  7. a

    what boring people…

  8. The Pope


  9. dooood

    “how much for the little one?”

  10. Grand Poobah

    At least we don’t have to hear them anymore.

  11. El Jefe

    Such a shame that this was not 5 seconds before they stepped in front of a speeding bus and were killed instantly.

  12. Bianca

    Kylie: Like, One Direction is wayyy more better then The Wanted duhhh”.
    Rob: Yo mom, did you remember to tell the maid to wash my sheets?
    Kim: Hey Dolls, soooo stresed & having major dilema!!! Should I paint my toenails bright pink, light pink or light pink with a touch of bright??

  13. Dick Hell

    Can I safely assume they’re texting each other?

  14. Mando

    Quick! Do the figure slimming pose.

    Kim you’re doing it wrong.

  15. The Brown Streak

    All three of them bought the penis finder app for their iphones.

  16. Carolyn

    This seems to be all that Americans (maybe the whole world?) do anymore. What the fuck is so important that you have to be talking/texting all night and day? What a bunch of dimwits.

  17. “Like, my texter thingie isn’t like working.”

  18. Raoul

    The sole impetus behind installing low-hanging lead pipes in all public open spaces.

  19. ChickenHawk

    I wish they would all walk into a wading pool of lava…

  20. More proof they can’t do anything without their mom’s explicit instructions.

  21. Score Card

    The millions of men and women that gave their lives so these people could piss away their humanity need to be avenged.

  22. Sin

    Following the orders from their Pimp, Kris Jenner, they are making sure that they have contacted every papparazzi in the area for some “spontaneous” photos.

  23. Did they learn nothing from that Will Smith movie?

  24. tlmck

    Self absorbed much?

  25. Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy

    Kris: “Get over to baggage claim and tell them to release the Squatch from its crate. And tell FameWhore Air we aren’t paying for the tranquilizer darts again!”

  26. EricLr

    Before you guys make fun of them, do keep in mind that those phones are WAY smarter than they are.

  27. BigDaddy

    Look at Kim’s Gut. Man she is gross.

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