Luckily, I drive around with a Hefty bag full of flour for times like this.
What a perfect moment for a 20-ton steel beam to come swinging down out of nowhere.
A picture of the modern nuclear family;
or a modern family about to go nuclear because Her Dryness is issuing orders.
“Her Dryness” LMAO
Reason 5,027 why I am atheist – if there was a God, he’s spare his children a lot of suffering and smite these people down with a well-placed meteor.
Yeah, they’re all busy texting each other.
what boring people…
“how much for the little one?”
At least we don’t have to hear them anymore.
Such a shame that this was not 5 seconds before they stepped in front of a speeding bus and were killed instantly.
Kylie: Like, One Direction is wayyy more better then The Wanted duhhh”.
Rob: Yo mom, did you remember to tell the maid to wash my sheets?
Kim: Hey Dolls, soooo stresed & having major dilema!!! Should I paint my toenails bright pink, light pink or light pink with a touch of bright??
Can I safely assume they’re texting each other?
Quick! Do the figure slimming pose.
Kim you’re doing it wrong.
All three of them bought the penis finder app for their iphones.
This seems to be all that Americans (maybe the whole world?) do anymore. What the fuck is so important that you have to be talking/texting all night and day? What a bunch of dimwits.
“Like, my texter thingie isn’t like working.”
The sole impetus behind installing low-hanging lead pipes in all public open spaces.
I wish they would all walk into a wading pool of lava…
More proof they can’t do anything without their mom’s explicit instructions.
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