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  1. George P Burdell

    Madonna can have your babies. How much for the toy elephant?

  2. cc

    Jessica Simpson finally gave birth!

  3. Frank Burns

    I didn’t know Tiger Woods won the Masters again.

  4. Oh, great!!! Now, all the celebitches are gonna want one of those, too.

  5. Richard McBeef

    Everyone pictured is 24 feet tall.

  6. “Wow! I wish Tom was hung like that!”

  7. George P Burdell

    Is that an elephant in your pocket or are you just …. O, it is an elephant.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Maybe the big one over there? Obama used to play with this one when he was a kid.

  9. Dick Hell

    Wow, those people must be REALLY tall!

  10. The Brown Streak

    The Kenyan Masters tournament was never known for their first place prizes.

  11. bigalkie

    In Tijuana, it’s a donkey show.. In Kenya..

  12. Ahhhhhhhh. The rare Dinklage elephant.

  13. “Yes, we cross-bred an elephant with a pot-bellied pig. But could you explain to us the line, ‘Now I know how all those white women must have felt’?”

  14. Biff

    It’s all pink on the inside.

  15. Dashwood

    “Yes Ms. Bundchen, procedures require that I put my hand down the back of your trousers while you ‘pet the elephant’. It is our custom.”

  16. EricLr

    So I guess this was taken BEFORE the cookout?

  17. little turtle head

    Tom Brady, “Did you just say african guys are hung like baby elephants?”

  18. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    If they were good enough for Ms. Klum, why not give it a shot!

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