I sure hope Hansel and Gretel don’t get eaten by the witch in the candy house.
Taylor’s forthcoming release entitled “My Brother’s Hidden Strength” is a testament to his struggle with missing vital chromosomes and sexual deviance..
What the fuck lol
It’s disturbing that the first thing I thought of when i saw this pic was those European rough sex porn movies from the 80s.
Is that before or after you pee in her butt?
Keep the incestuous role-playing to yourself, Taylor.
Hansel and Gretel. The original “oven-dodgers”.
German porn has gotten really tame since GGG studio was banned in Canada.
Oh yaay. It has siblings.
Ja, I think he will invade her netherlands, ja?
can i tag along???
Nashville is batshit crazy enough on its own without some douchebag running around in leiderhosen.
The poor girl looks like she just been violated. Look at her, she got her hands down by her crotch.
It looks more to me like she is trying to AVOID being violated by putting her hands there. She also has that “You’re going to put that where?” Look on her face.
You know, historically, The Superficial has always been a part of Germany.
Taylor’s about 6 feet tall and she looks *small* compared to her bro.
And I suppose the two feet of elevation in the terrain has nothing to do with that?
Schmeckt gut, ja?
Now Taylor, show us with your hands where your brother gave you the bad touch with his wiener schnitzel.
I think this means she’s down for just about anything if you wear the Jake Gyllenhaal costume.
I LOVE TAYLOR
He’s a lumberjack and he’s…okay.
Who are these people?
She always seems to get into these situations where she looks confused and a guy standing next to her has a long metal object. (Too obscure?)
“Thank you for making me feel like a man again Sis…..I shall yodel for you since you yodeled me.”
“Oh no… It’s -milking- time again.”
this photo is so boring, i noticed she was only wearing one shoe…
You need to step your resolution level up son.
Proof positive that Taylor Swift has a 12 year old girl’s brain in a 14 year old boy’s body and pretends to be 21…
Ja ja Das ist Fantastisch! Aber die Milchmadchen hat kein Büppi
I would snack that kuchen anytime
This dude has a pretty awesome life if he can hang out in the woods wearing leiderhosen and drinking beer from a silver imperial pint all day.
This, my friends, is the inevitable result of abstinence education in the Bible Belt.
Jill came down with $2.50. OH!
Eva and Adolph- the early years…
It’s chilly out in the woods, so I wore two skirts.
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Taylor Swift posted a pic of her brother Austin and herself on Twitter. (April 23, 2011)