superficial

  1. I sure hope Hansel and Gretel don’t get eaten by the witch in the candy house.

  2. blueberry

    nova scotia

  3. baron of all media

    Taylor’s forthcoming release entitled “My Brother’s Hidden Strength” is a testament to his struggle with missing vital chromosomes and sexual deviance..

  4. What the fuck lol

  5. Deacon Jones

    It’s disturbing that the first thing I thought of when i saw this pic was those European rough sex porn movies from the 80s.

  6. irocksocksoff

    Pedobear approves.

  7. Is that before or after you pee in her butt?

  8. widget

    Keep the incestuous role-playing to yourself, Taylor.

  9. Throjo

    Hansel and Gretel. The original “oven-dodgers”.

  10. German porn has gotten really tame since GGG studio was banned in Canada.

  11. kimmykimkim

    Oh yaay. It has siblings.

  12. It had to be said

    Ja, I think he will invade her netherlands, ja?

  13. MLVC

    can i tag along???

  14. J.

    Nashville is batshit crazy enough on its own without some douchebag running around in leiderhosen.

  15. The poor girl looks like she just been violated. Look at her, she got her hands down by her crotch.

    • Kayne East

      It looks more to me like she is trying to AVOID being violated by putting her hands there. She also has that “You’re going to put that where?” Look on her face.

  16. Crabby Old Guy

    You know, historically, The Superficial has always been a part of Germany.

    Too referential?

  17. Simon

    Taylor’s about 6 feet tall and she looks *small* compared to her bro.

  18. Schmeckt gut, ja?

  19. JC

    Now Taylor, show us with your hands where your brother gave you the bad touch with his wiener schnitzel.

  20. I think this means she’s down for just about anything if you wear the Jake Gyllenhaal costume.

  21. Renata

    I LOVE TAYLOR

  22. He’s a lumberjack and he’s…okay.

  23. Captain Slappy

    Who are these people?

  24. CharmlessMan

    She always seems to get into these situations where she looks confused and a guy standing next to her has a long metal object. (Too obscure?)

  25. Poohbear

    “Thank you for making me feel like a man again Sis…..I shall yodel for you since you yodeled me.”

  26. GeneralEmergency

    “Oh no… It’s -milking- time again.”

  27. Dr. Awesome

    this photo is so boring, i noticed she was only wearing one shoe…

  28. The Critical Crassness

    Proof positive that Taylor Swift has a 12 year old girl’s brain in a 14 year old boy’s body and pretends to be 21…

  29. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Ja ja Das ist Fantastisch! Aber die Milchmadchen hat kein B├╝ppi

  30. I would snack that kuchen anytime

  31. hollywood_hillbilly

    This dude has a pretty awesome life if he can hang out in the woods wearing leiderhosen and drinking beer from a silver imperial pint all day.

  32. J.

    This, my friends, is the inevitable result of abstinence education in the Bible Belt.

  33. Jill came down with $2.50. OH!

  34. UnholyKrep

    Eva and Adolph- the early years…

  35. sarah

    It’s chilly out in the woods, so I wore two skirts.

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