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  1. Snoopy

    Based on that photo, I think Holly forgot something at home before going to the premiere.

    It was self-respect.

  2. Arizona Ken

    “if I’d known I had to dress in skimpy outfits and shill for a company selling PG-13 sexual innuendo just to make a living, I would’ve never left Hef”

  3. Deacon Jones

    Someone is slowing slipping out of the category of “semi-relevant”

    I shit you not she starts dating Michael Lohan in 2-3 months.

  4. She even makes Hugh Hefner’s coffin look sexy.

  5. widget

    Pajamas, champagne, blonde whores… takes me back to my bachelorette party.

  6. Hugh Jass

    She has to dress like that so people don’t notice that her left eye is smaller than her right eye.

  7. Bucky Barnes

    I have to admit, like all the Hef girls she is hottest when you can’t hear her voice.

  8. SIN

    Boobs are covered and face is uncovered. She has it backwards again.

  9. PTFunk

    Great set of fake tits, but I shudder to think what she looks like without makeup…

  10. Apparently 2 years stripping in Vegas will make a 30 year old 50 years old.

    • It had to be said

      That’s not what Vegas does. Watch her deepthroat the champagne glass as she guzzles it all straight down. THAT’S what Vegas does.

  11. I’m thinking about pasting googly eyes and a sailor hat to my wrinkly scrotum, walking on my hands and asking is she wants to make out with Hef again.

  12. Dear Holly Madison,
    Books are for reading, not eating. Had you learned this nifty life lesson 32 yrs ago, you might be celebrating something more worthy than being a glorified Stripper.
    Signed, Life.

  13. Suge

    She’s not aging well. She’s starting to look OLD.

  14. Arzach

    If that’s a peepshow she should at least let us peep under that robe

  15. Dr. Awesome

    i don’t know about yall, but if you use tabbed browsing and google “holly madison nude,” pick a photo, and then flip back to this tab fast enough, it’s almost like you have x-ray vision.

    in other words, i don’t know what the hell you’re all complaining about. photo seems fine to me.

  16. The Critical Crassness

    WTF are the idiots at the top of this column talking about? It’s Vegas and the show is called “Peep Show”…Here’s a hint, It ain’t about chickens! Holly is over-dressed for the show she is in, you blithering morons!

    • kimmykimkim

      Are you sure its not about chickens? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure that everyone knows its about chickens.

    • DAMN it!! I thought Peep meant Positive End-Expiratory Pressure and was going to a show on Mechanical Ventilation.

      You meant to tell mean it’s a Strip show featuring an over-the-hill ex- play model?
      Well I’ll be. Thanks for clearing this up, I’m glad there’s rhodes scholars like you here to really set a dolt like me straight.

  17. Jenny with a Y

    Hasn’t everybody already peeped her show?

  18. Undercover

    Heidi Montag is wearing more clothes than usual. And where is Spencer?

  19. Should be wearing a : “I gave Hef anal for all those years and all I got was this lousy t-shirt” T-shirt.

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