Based on that photo, I think Holly forgot something at home before going to the premiere.
It was self-respect.
Isn’t her home the Playboy mansion? Why on earth would you think there was any self-respect there?
Hef kicked her to the curb two years ago, that’s why she’s stripping in vegas now.
Crooked face, too much makeup, an 80 year old has been there.
“if I’d known I had to dress in skimpy outfits and shill for a company selling PG-13 sexual innuendo just to make a living, I would’ve never left Hef”
Someone is slowing slipping out of the category of “semi-relevant”
I shit you not she starts dating Michael Lohan in 2-3 months.
She even makes Hugh Hefner’s coffin look sexy.
I thought it was a coffin, too !!!!
Pajamas, champagne, blonde whores… takes me back to my bachelorette party.
She has to dress like that so people don’t notice that her left eye is smaller than her right eye.
Guess she forgot that porn stars need to be like Pokémon when it comes to plastic surgery. Gotta catch ’em all.
That probably applies to STDs, too.
I have to admit, like all the Hef girls she is hottest when you can’t hear her voice.
Boobs are covered and face is uncovered. She has it backwards again.
Great set of fake tits, but I shudder to think what she looks like without makeup…
Apparently 2 years stripping in Vegas will make a 30 year old 50 years old.
That’s not what Vegas does. Watch her deepthroat the champagne glass as she guzzles it all straight down. THAT’S what Vegas does.
I’m thinking about pasting googly eyes and a sailor hat to my wrinkly scrotum, walking on my hands and asking is she wants to make out with Hef again.
Dear Holly Madison,
Books are for reading, not eating. Had you learned this nifty life lesson 32 yrs ago, you might be celebrating something more worthy than being a glorified Stripper.
She’s not aging well. She’s starting to look OLD.
If that’s a peepshow she should at least let us peep under that robe
i don’t know about yall, but if you use tabbed browsing and google “holly madison nude,” pick a photo, and then flip back to this tab fast enough, it’s almost like you have x-ray vision.
in other words, i don’t know what the hell you’re all complaining about. photo seems fine to me.
WTF are the idiots at the top of this column talking about? It’s Vegas and the show is called “Peep Show”…Here’s a hint, It ain’t about chickens! Holly is over-dressed for the show she is in, you blithering morons!
Are you sure its not about chickens? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure that everyone knows its about chickens.
I thought it was about marshmallow treats?
I thought it was about cold sores and mummified dicks.
DAMN it!! I thought Peep meant Positive End-Expiratory Pressure and was going to a show on Mechanical Ventilation.
You meant to tell mean it’s a Strip show featuring an over-the-hill ex- play model?
Well I’ll be. Thanks for clearing this up, I’m glad there’s rhodes scholars like you here to really set a dolt like me straight.
Hasn’t everybody already peeped her show?
Heidi Montag is wearing more clothes than usual. And where is Spencer?
Should be wearing a : “I gave Hef anal for all those years and all I got was this lousy t-shirt” T-shirt.
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