LOL very clever indeed.
Being the gentleman I am, I’d like to be the first to volunteer my semen to help induce labor. I’m a giver, what can I say?
Do you think she enjoys having tits for once or do you think it weirds her out?
Life is so cruel. That fkn baby is closer to her box than I am, and it hasn’t suffered nearly as much pain.
That is one weird shirt and odd angle. Makes her look pregnant.
Did you get that information from ScarJo’s publicist, McFeely?
Just because your stomach is bigger than your ts does not mean you can forego the bra. its does not
Fucking phone. That’s supposed to be tits, not t’s and it was supposed to end at “bra.” Sonofabitch!
You fail at the intarwebs.
god damn…why doesn’t she hire a body double for everyday affairs..she’s getting fat.
if i didn’t know any better, i’d say she might be preggers.
20 months pregnant and this broad still has no boobs.
Her pussy’s been tampered with
Strewth. Someone has lain with the Queen of Naboo!
So this is how fantasy dies. With thunderous belly.
of all jackets, she went for the tight one…
…with the weird creepy mastectomy-zipper effect.
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Natalie Portman out in New York City. (April 25, 2011)