He is The Last In Line in so many ways.
Any ladies down for some necrophilia?
BTW, if I didn’t understand lesbianism before, I do now.
A reader writes: “A lot of celebrities look like they don’t know enough to come in out of the rain. How hard is that to achieve on a budget?”
Nice shirt, 1998.
Come on…where’s your sense of humor?
It could have been much worse. He could have unbuttoned a few more of those buttons.
Blackbeard’s ghost does he ever look fucktarded.
He looks like he just crawled out of a house fire.
Well, he’s got class like a magician, I’ll give him that.
I’m pretty sure adopting the Richard Ramirez look will get you nowhere.
Thomas Ian Nicholas is ready for the next movie in the series, entitled American Mid-Life Crisis
Quoth the raven, “Get a job”.
Quoth the raven, “I am swearing off shiny objects”.
I didn’t know Zoolander was a biography.
Apparently the curse of becoming a NARC is that, once you do show your age, you have to dress like a gay pirate for the rest of your life.
Nice to see Weight Watchers has a success story in Paul Stanley.
hey, for him, this isn’t that bad
So does shit
This could be Chaz if he looked more like Cher and less like a Walrus.
“hi I’m here to audition for the drug dealing Hyper color store manager….studio 9C? thanks so much!”
If this is how you stage a comeback in Hollyweird, I’m glad I was born already gone.
That shirt makes Peter Dinklage look taller.
Oh my god! Greg Giraldo is alive! I missed you, buddy.
“And now I’m like, ‘see? I TOLD YOU I’d be able to use all those shirts I bought in 1993!’”
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