1. He is The Last In Line in so many ways.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Any ladies down for some necrophilia?

    BTW, if I didn’t understand lesbianism before, I do now.

  3. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    A reader writes: “A lot of celebrities look like they don’t know enough to come in out of the rain. How hard is that to achieve on a budget?”

  4. kimmykimkim

    Nice shirt, 1998.

    • Cock Dr

      Come on…where’s your sense of humor?
      It could have been much worse. He could have unbuttoned a few more of those buttons.

  5. Blackbeard’s ghost does he ever look fucktarded.

  6. Mike Walker

    He looks like he just crawled out of a house fire.

  7. Well, he’s got class like a magician, I’ll give him that.

  8. I’m pretty sure adopting the Richard Ramirez look will get you nowhere.

  9. rantatonne

    Thomas Ian Nicholas is ready for the next movie in the series, entitled American Mid-Life Crisis

  10. Quoth the raven, “Get a job”.

  11. Mwaddams

    I didn’t know Zoolander was a biography.

  12. Jill

    Apparently the curse of becoming a NARC is that, once you do show your age, you have to dress like a gay pirate for the rest of your life.

  13. Senor Trout

    Nice to see Weight Watchers has a success story in Paul Stanley.

  14. dooood

    hey, for him, this isn’t that bad

  15. Magic happens.

  16. Simplyjack

    Holy..he’s alive?!

  17. Napoupi

    This could be Chaz if he looked more like Cher and less like a Walrus.

  18. “hi I’m here to audition for the drug dealing Hyper color store manager….studio 9C? thanks so much!”

  19. If this is how you stage a comeback in Hollyweird, I’m glad I was born already gone.

  20. j/k

    That shirt makes Peter Dinklage look taller.

  21. Oh my god! Greg Giraldo is alive! I missed you, buddy.

  22. bethy

    “And now I’m like, ‘see? I TOLD YOU I’d be able to use all those shirts I bought in 1993!’”

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