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  1. “Freaky Deaky”. It’s the story of his life, right?

  2. “Give me a milk. Chocolate.”

  3. Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t go to the “Freaky Deaky” premeire that he’d melt my brain.

  4. Methinks he has a queereye for some straight guy.

  5. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    It’s like someone painted a face on their gable wall

  6. Mr.Brightwell

    Do you think he paid for that haircut?

  7. Bonky

    Isn’t there a law that if your parents name you “Crispin” you have to be gay, even if you weren’t born that way ?

  8. This guy is seriously fucking weird.

  9. Teeth, optional. Dorothy Hamill haircut, mandatory.

  10. Think, McFly, think!

  11. catapostrophe

    Dude is awesome.

  12. EricLr

    $100 days he came to the premiere with a midget who’d been dipped in white chocolate.

  13. “I’m your density.”

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