Fwat ah ju lukhing at?
Deaf as a fucking doornail.
I met him once and his head is seriously like a fucking cow head. Biggest head I’ve ever seen. Gotta weigh 60 lbs. Just the head…60 lbs.
How was the sex?
“I SAID, ‘FUCK ME HARDER, HULK’!!”
“You talkin’ to me?…no, seriously, I gotta ask.”
Someone give him his teeth back.
They’ve finally captured Simon Cowell’s dad?
“Hey, it’s Big Pussy!”
“No, that’s not the guy from the Sopranos.”
“What the hell is the Sopranos?”
The gamma radiation dissolved his teef.
The Incredible NipTuck
The Incredible Sulk
“You don’t want to see me when I’m angry… or at all.”
Seriously, I met this guy once, I wanted to get a picture – He said I’d have to pay 40 bucks. I laughed and walked.
Same thing happened to me at the Arnold Classic about 15 years ago. I reacted pretty much the same way.
Hey! It’s Mr 100 and twitch %!
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