superficial

  1. Hey, BeyoncĂ©’s publicist! Got another client for you.

  2. “Target acquisiton!!!”

  3. Pippi Longcocking

    How to Lose a Guy in 10 Seconds.

  4. CrashHell

    YOU ALL SHALL DIE! YOU WILL NEVER ATTAIN THE NECRANOMICON! WE WILL FEAST UPON YOUR SOOOOUUUUUUUULS!

  5. “Hey Kate. You look just like your mother.”

  6. “HAHAHA — And then *I* say ‘Rabbit Season!’ and that makes Daffy say ‘Duck Season!’ and then the hunters all shoot him and he says ‘You’re dethpicable!’ through his disembodied beak!”

  7. The Pope

    Best Dakota Fanning ever.

  8. Botox after-effects eh?

  9. Things like this is why doggy style was invented.

  10. Doing her very best Beyonce impression.

  11. “Have you seen Streisand’s rack???”

  12. tlmck

    Proof that she and Owen Wilson swapped some DNA.

  13. The gap between her eyes is 2 dicks wide.

  14. LLBL

    “Grrr…Kate Hungry!!!”

  15. “DO YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE MY MOM NOW?”

  16. EricLr

    Mirror, Mirror on the wall…who are the studios going to call?

    WHAT, JENNIFER LAWRENCE!?!?!?

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