Hey, Beyoncé’s publicist! Got another client for you.
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Seconds.
YOU ALL SHALL DIE! YOU WILL NEVER ATTAIN THE NECRANOMICON! WE WILL FEAST UPON YOUR SOOOOUUUUUUUULS!
Somebody get a boomstick.
Shop smart. Shop S Mart
“Hey Kate. You look just like your mother.”
“HAHAHA — And then *I* say ‘Rabbit Season!’ and that makes Daffy say ‘Duck Season!’ and then the hunters all shoot him and he says ‘You’re dethpicable!’ through his disembodied beak!”
Best Dakota Fanning ever.
Botox after-effects eh?
Things like this is why doggy style was invented.
Doing her very best Beyonce impression.
“Have you seen Streisand’s rack???”
Proof that she and Owen Wilson swapped some DNA.
The gap between her eyes is 2 dicks wide.
i see botox.
“DO YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE MY MOM NOW?”
Mirror, Mirror on the wall…who are the studios going to call?
WHAT, JENNIFER LAWRENCE!?!?!?
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