Kim Kardashian in New York City. (April 22, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
It just occurred to me that Kim and her ass wouldn’t fit in the same section of a revolving door. AWKward.
Her ass has grown another ass. I think that makes at least 3. We all can’t just ignore that original tiny ass that looks like it barely still fits the toilet seat can we? You know what I’m talking about. The fat people “innner-ass ring”.
I just keep looking at it because I can’t figure out what the fuck is going on.
Storing water for her trek across the desert?
I think she’s carrying Kanye’s bastard in her intestines.
I swear to you when I pulled up this picture I heard a train whistle, but nobody else in house did?.
My theory is that when Kim was a fetus, she absorbed a twin in utero and that twin’s remains are in her ass, hence the “pregnant ass” appearance. It’s just good science.
The best part about this is there’s an ad for her perfume on the right hand side of the picture.
A skinnier, younger version of herself is looking apprehensively at that monstrosity of an ass on my computer screen right now.
Mine has a ad for Anytime Fitness.
Mine had Magnum ice cream in ‘Black Espresso’ flavour!
Yeah, for a second there I thought it was a revolving door and couldn’t wait to see how it panned out.
In order to doggy style her, one would need at least a 17 inches cock. Wonder if Kanye measures up.
Hey, someone go tell Christina Hendricks that Kim stole her boobs and is hiding them in her skirt!
Jesus Christ I just ate.
I heard of and seen double-chins, but never seen triple asses
She has more asses than a Chinese phonebook.
It continues to grow outward while gravity pulls it down.
Perhaps someone will post a time lapse of the ass’s expansion over these last months. It’s certainly one of the more well recorded events on our little planet.
WOW! that hulking, pulsating, gyrating, lumpy, stinky ass defies logic. The irony is that monstrosity is her claim to fame. She better find another plastic body part to promote because this one is about to implode or fall to the ground.
Shouldn’t that wide load be entering via the cargo dock out back?
At some point people have to stop pretending that she’s sooooooooooo beautiful and admit that she’s got the Guinness Book of World Records® saggiest fat ass ever.
“Oh, the humanity and all the people screaming around here. I told you, I can’t even talk to people whose friends are on there. Ah! It’s–it’s–it’s–it’s … o–ohhh! I–I can’t talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest, it’s just laying there, a mass of smoking wreckage…”
Black is “slimming,” not “reality-defying.”
Someone needs to invent an ass bra to hike those things up.
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