Some day , some day Christina your gonna slip up and I’m going to be there.
1:1 boob to head ratio.
This is what Lena Dunham thinks people see when they look at her.
When you start to resemble Bozo the Clown it’s time to tone down the henna hair coloring.
Her dress wasn’t intended to show cleavage, but she made it work. Well done, Ms. Hendricks, well done indeed.
Christine could put on a burqa, and the tops of her boobs would come out the eyehole.
She could wear a burka, and her cleavage would still be spilling out of the eye slit.
D’oh, beat me too it!!
Can I put it in my will that I want to die with my face buried in her chest? I’ll take Kat Dennings if Christina says no.
I’m not 100% sure, but I might opt for Kat Dennings as my first choice…she just seems like she’d be a lot more fun.
If John Hamm’s testicles are in proportion to his penis, Christina no longer has the largest globes on Mad Men set.
Sorry, but her huge breasts make her look like a granny — so very matronly and not at all sexy!
Ophthalmology… third door on the left.
Ya know, now that I look closer, she is quite pretty. I better call Ms. Dennings…
I loved both her albums, 19 and 21.
” Do my shoes look okay?”
“Nobody cares lady.”
In these tumultuous times, Christina Hendricks’s cleavage reminds me that we’re all gonna be okay.
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