“Ohmygod ohmygod! Can you totally get me on American Idol?”
“Jesus, I’m not Ryan Seac- fuck it, sure.”
Ever notice how Handler or Rivers never mention him? Ever? I’ll bet it has to do with his E! show being funnier than both of theirs put together, and they know it…
Chelsea can’t talk shit about him because she’s barely funny and Joel would tear her apart, but Joan Rivers is a legend. She’s very funny and can hold her own with anyone.
skinny suit pants? I like this guy but he might need a new stylist.
There’s a fine line between ironic and “Dean”
Tie is barftastic.
The legs of a goddess…
“Mr. Secrest needs your socks.”
“Are you kidding, in these pants I’d look like an idiot.”
“Does Mr. Secrest need to come down here and ask you himself?”
“Please, no, here you go.”
“Take this tube of tanning cream, it’s Mr. Secrest’s peresonal brand.”
Is he wearing a woman’s suit?
“It’s OK, Honey, you keep holding tight to those titties and I won’t let you fall.”
Needed, ethnically diverse extras to pretend to like white guy on E!
They are all standing around waiting to smell his feet.
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