Adam Lambert in Los Angeles. (April 21, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Did the gay mafia kick him out of their clubhouse?
He went from 70s-era Bowie to late 90s George Michael. He’s the gay pop star Zelig.
Who wakes up and says “What would Billy Ray Cyrus wear?”
Looks like Shia finally got some new pants
Remember when you were 5 and your Mom let you start dressing yourself. Turns out you were a fashion mogul.
Annnnnd this is why people make fun of gay people
If they ever start beating up gay people again, it will be because of this guy.
Start beating up gay people AGAIN? When did “they” stop?
So wait, is he a dental assistant now?
1st: Dress like Shia Saide LaBeouf
2nd: Walk and act like a douche bag
3rd: Follow 1 and 2 Solved!
Little-known fact: this was the original look Bryan Singer chose for Quicksilver in the next X-Men film
This is what Miley’s offspring would look like if Billy Ray agreed to a devil’s three way with George Michael.
This only proves that in modern society rich, self-absorbed morons of every orientation, creed and color have equal rights to dress like the biggest douches in the world…
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