You know, Kate, instead of threatening to get your breasts reduced all the time, you could try buying clothes that fit.
Or work out. One or the other.
EXACTLY. If Kate Upton ever decides to diet and exercise, those titties would shrink.
The Other Woman…with the rectangular torso and the giant breasts.
No, I think Up Ton is still correct.
May I have another Chicken Leg please…
You can have both. I’ll take the breast.
I did more running this morning than she’s done in her life.
that bouncer is not impressed with her ladyship princess magictits
Aren’t knees supposed to be at relatively the same height on each leg?
Dont care about the flab, the uneven jugs or the lack of tone.
I like her.
Something about her just screams “you dont have a fucking chance in hell” and that makes her attractive to me.
I’m pretty sure what that dress is doing qualifies as a hate crime
she is 20 lbs and a brown paper bag away from being Lena Dunham.
Those tits really are all she’s got going for her and she’s doing all she can to hide them. When people stop paying attention to her they’ll come back to the fore real fucking quick.
I hope she is dressing herself, otherwise someone is getting paid for nothing
The latina in the background (at the bus stop} is bringing more game to this shot…..#ithappens
She’s a hodgepodge of different body parts that make zero sense put together — add the Auntie Maude face and it’s just a mess!
Her body is shaped like an ice-cream cone. You know, big on top and tiny on the bottom.
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Kate Upton at the premiere of 'The Other Woman' in Los Angeles. (April 21, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN