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  1. Unless it’s an “Always Sunny” quote, there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to make fun of this couple. Great show, great actors, low key, and cute baby…oh wait, I just saw the headphones. Are you fucking kidding me?

    • MarkM

      Ha, ha, ha…I was going to make a funny joke about the headphones…but I’m pretty sure those are just a set of noise cancellation headsets…maybe whereever they were going was going to be to loud for the youngster’s ears!

  2. is he on set? why is he in character?

  3. hmmm…let’s see. going to a place so loud as to possibly damage baby’s sensitive hearing, do you: a) leave baby with sitter b) put adult sized headset on child that will do nothing because it doesn’t fit a baby.

    Clearly a) is something only a monster would do.

  4. Lohan Stole my Necklace

    Do they have blinders for the kids eyes for when the naked Emo chicks jump on stage?

  5. MarkM

    Do you REALLY expect Sweet Dee to be a responsible parent!?!

  6. cc

    They keep playing ‘my dad doesn’t look like a chipmunk’ over and over.

  7. Coyote

    Looks like Rob McElhenney was the one to gain all the Baby Weight.
    Question is will he loss it?

  8. Ksurfiws

    The music @ Coachella is Child Abuse. Add to that they are drinking (she has a Heineken band on her arm) and he has his car keys in his hands.
    Nice fucking parents. I hope their kid ends up banging Danny Devito

    • kate

      ahahahaha……… NOT THE HEINEKIN WRISTBAND!!!~111

      because a wristband always mean you’re a booze guzzling floozy.
      and carrying your keys always means you are about to get hammered and run over a nun.

      and the music at coachella isn’t child abuse. self-indulgent, masturbatory, mindless hipster fodder maybe, but that shit can be heard anywhere. the baby looks fine. the parents look fine. let me get back to laughing at you.

      aahahhahahahahah…

    • Also, the lens, hinge, and earpieces on those “car keys” in his hand indicate that they’re sunglasses. But hey, what kind of monster would deliberately reduce the amount of light that enters his eyes while his child is mere moments away from disaster, strapped to the front of its mother, who is also right there, right?

    • Dre

      Hey you fucking dumbass, Rob has sunglasses in his hand. Only a lowlife cunt could say something negative about these people in this photo.

  9. The Critical Crassness

    Protecting their babies ears from their constant bickering over who’s got the better teeth. Both agree it’s the wife, but But she hates when he always agrees with him.

    AND WITH THAT! CRITICAL CRASSNESS IS OUT OF HERE!

    TIP YOUR WAITERS!

  10. I’m officially fucking tired of Coachella already. Someone burn that shitfest down.

  11. Tanzarian

    Mac looks pumped.

  12. sc4play

    This is who? And why should I give an ass rat’s??

  13. What the hell are two talented, funny people doing on this site?

  14. Deryn

    Who, who, who, and where?

  15. The baby was there to meet Kanye and become the next Bieber.

  16. Axel Lee was quoted as saying, “Mom, Dad – can we ditch this fucking hipster douche circle-jerk already?”

  17. Ed

    Damn! Rob got fat. Is having a baby that bad??

  18. Axel had to wear ear muffs because the music was bringing him to his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA KNEES, KNEES

  19. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Awe…what an awesome babyboy !!!

  20. That baby’s cheeks are the awesomest thing I’ve seen this year so far.

  21. Mangezmangez

    Axel Lee? Really?

  22. ARCHER

    Baby…. Your pear shaped

  23. kimmykimkim

    Nothing bad to say here. These people are comedic geniuses.

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