So not only is she extremely beautiful, cellophane-wrapped giant golden eggs also drop out of her cooch? Damn you Orlando Bloom, just damn you!
Oh, I hope this is the porn version of Hop.
The baby was in breech position,
so I did this and … POP!
My girlfriend needs to get her shit together.
Could you do that while I’m standing right behind you? I won’t try anything, I swear…
Finally! Foot fetishists can have intercourse while standing.
“Hello … Hello… sorry I thought my shoe phone was ringing.”
I love a flexible woman. Can she get her feet behind her head while on her back?
Alright, beautiful, yes, but those toothpick legs are completely out of proportion to her upper body homies – the ad is airbrushed to make her look more muscular and healthy. Bobble-head fo sho.
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