1. “Miss Johanssen! Miss Johanssen! Can you comment on the awful wallpaper in the background of your leaked pics?”

  2. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Johnny Neutron, the boy from tomorrow.

  3. Bonky

    It was obvious that someone had made an error booking Miss Johansson, when one reporter asked, “Ms Aniston we all want to know if there is any truth that you wish you could get back together with Brad Pitt ?”

  4. Allison Wunderlan

    Why yes. I do shoot bullets out of my tits. How did you know?

  5. EricLr

    Someone just told her there’s a SOUTH America.

  6. sprub

    Ses seins sont effectivement invitants

  7. “This just in, you’re a spoiled, over paid, whiny-libtarded bitch.”

  8. “MIss Kunis, can you tell me why Justin Timberlake is in movies now?”

  9. Swearin

    She expected a translation device, what she got was sound clips of her and Sean Penn having sex

  10. cc

    She was shocked to discover that what the Russian reporter really said was ‘Shake your tits.’

  11. The Brown Streak

    Black Widow was the only one they could find tough enough to guard the microphone from their mortal foe: The Kardashian!

  12. All of their questions got lost in translation.

  13. Wet Monkey

    Sorry. My boobs couldn’t show up today. There was a scheduling conflict with a bikini shoot.

  14. Transdimensional Uruha

    “Incoming transmission from Starfleet, Captain. The herpes Sean Penn gave you is not curable”

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