“Miss Johanssen! Miss Johanssen! Can you comment on the awful wallpaper in the background of your leaked pics?”
Johnny Neutron, the boy from tomorrow.
It was obvious that someone had made an error booking Miss Johansson, when one reporter asked, “Ms Aniston we all want to know if there is any truth that you wish you could get back together with Brad Pitt ?”
Why yes. I do shoot bullets out of my tits. How did you know?
Someone just told her there’s a SOUTH America.
Ses seins sont effectivement invitants
“This just in, you’re a spoiled, over paid, whiny-libtarded bitch.”
“MIss Kunis, can you tell me why Justin Timberlake is in movies now?”
She expected a translation device, what she got was sound clips of her and Sean Penn having sex
She was shocked to discover that what the Russian reporter really said was ‘Shake your tits.’
Black Widow was the only one they could find tough enough to guard the microphone from their mortal foe: The Kardashian!
All of their questions got lost in translation.
Sorry. My boobs couldn’t show up today. There was a scheduling conflict with a bikini shoot.
“Incoming transmission from Starfleet, Captain. The herpes Sean Penn gave you is not curable”
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Scarlett Johansson at a photocall for The Avengers in Moscow. (April 17, 2012)