“Is that… … 212?”
Their hands say no but their eyes (and everything else) say yes…
Sha la la la la la la la my oh my! Look at the boy too shy, go on and kiss de girl
One Smells like ass and one was in War Horse.
“Wait a second… (*sniff*) …is that… did you steal my perfume again?”
Because staring longingly at another man’s lips is the height of intimidation.
“I wish I knew how to quit you.”
Boxers can do this all day and it’s not gay, so why can’t we ?
They found love in a hopeless place
Wanna bet my booger is bigger than your booger?
“Dude, I’m gayer”
“No, I am”
“No you’re not, I am”
who and who?
When a man loves a man….
I will put my hand in your pocket, if you will put yours in mine!
“We can’t do this. We play brothers in this movie, for God’s sake”
I KNEW IT. I can finally shed my slash-goggles for normal glasses.
Chris divorce from that fucking goldigging famewhore and marry Tom, already!
Mmmmh… How I wish to be the filling in this sandwich of manly hotness.
Why would you want to be Chris Evans?
Kiss me you fool, Kiss me hard, Kiss me long, Kiss me so I know you like me.
I’d watch this porn.
“Someone took my salad…and I can smell peppercorn on your breath.”
This is a porn I would watch.
Chris is just pissed because Tom made his ass thor.
When you look this guy, you may as well kiss each other.
Which do you see? The vase or the two guys about to kiss?
No seriously, did you fart?
The price you pay for losing the Cold War.
All I can think of is “Are you suuuure?” Curb music plays…
You’re too shy shy. Hush hush, eye to eye.
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