superficial

  1. Just_As_it_IS

    “Is that… … 212?”

  2. Their hands say no but their eyes (and everything else) say yes…

  3. Jess

    Sha la la la la la la la my oh my! Look at the boy too shy, go on and kiss de girl

  4. Hot Pockets

    One Smells like ass and one was in War Horse.

  5. Billybob

    “Wait a second… (*sniff*) …is that… did you steal my perfume again?”

  6. Throjo

    Because staring longingly at another man’s lips is the height of intimidation.

  7. jd

    “I wish I knew how to quit you.”

  8. Bonky

    Boxers can do this all day and it’s not gay, so why can’t we ?

  9. slippinx12

    They found love in a hopeless place

  10. Allison Wunderlan

    Wanna bet my booger is bigger than your booger?

  11. Deacon Jones

    “Dude, I’m gayer”

    “No, I am”

    “No you’re not, I am”

  12. Mama Pinkus

    who and who?

  13. When a man loves a man….

  14. Grand Poobah

    I will put my hand in your pocket, if you will put yours in mine!

  15. “We can’t do this. We play brothers in this movie, for God’s sake”

  16. Boggles

    I KNEW IT. I can finally shed my slash-goggles for normal glasses.

    Chris divorce from that fucking goldigging famewhore and marry Tom, already!

  17. pervydoll

    Mmmmh… How I wish to be the filling in this sandwich of manly hotness.

  18. Coyote

    Kiss me you fool, Kiss me hard, Kiss me long, Kiss me so I know you like me.

  19. Colin

    I’d watch this porn.

  20. “Someone took my salad…and I can smell peppercorn on your breath.”

  21. This is a porn I would watch.

  22. Pearce Bronzetan

    Chris is just pissed because Tom made his ass thor.

  23. cc

    When you look this guy, you may as well kiss each other.

  24. The Brown Streak

    Which do you see? The vase or the two guys about to kiss?

  25. Ticonderoga

    No seriously, did you fart?

  26. Colostomy Bag

    The price you pay for losing the Cold War.

  27. Sizzler

    All I can think of is “Are you suuuure?” Curb music plays…

  28. You’re too shy shy. Hush hush, eye to eye.

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