superficial

  1. Just_As_it_IS

    …with a bodyguard hired right from Reno 911.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I’ll be her security guard for free… just pay me in occasional hand jobs. Plus, give me a few months to grow a pedo-stache.

  3. “What do you mean this isn’t Robert DeNiro? He did the ‘Are you talkin’ to me?’ and everything!”

  4. MisterSuccint

    If you were pregnant your tits would be out to HERE!
    Just look at Jessica Simpson.

  5. Jill

    “Jsut keep you arm out there, there’s a crack in the sidewalk up ahead. You’r hand will be wrist-deep in cleavagetown soon!”

  6. The Pope

    Now take two steps forward and go slightly to your right…

  7. Dr.J.Fever

    Don’t know who this chick is but the guy must be Harry Reems son.

  8. Urvag

    It’s nice to see Geraldo is working again.

  9. Renfro

    GEORGE CLOONEY looks awful!

  10. Duhhhh…I…think…I…L-L-L-ove…her…

  11. cc

    She looks like Ali Larter’s titty sister.

  12. The Brown Streak

    “Don’t do it! One twinkie and you’ll be out to here!”

  13. Mike Walker

    Her mother’s a real douche.

  14. Wet Monkey

    An hour will cost you a 100 bucks. OK 80. OK 60 but that’s as low as I’ll go. She’ll go lower but that costs 40 bucks.

  15. mbcl

    “and as you’re driving you stop short and do this….”

  16. Fucking gorgeous woman. Perfect body, talented actress and an English accent. A lot hotter than most of the idiots that dominate the tabloids.

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