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  1. Just_As_it_IS

    Now this is an unfortunate picture. Funny though.

  2. Batman

    Sometime in the future I think this photo will be labeled “Exhibit A”

  3. That’ll teach him to impersonate Jason Statham…

  4. Jill

    The reason Jason Statham won’t be appearing in The Expendables 3.

  5. Billybob

    Duuude! You gotta wait for the tide to come in before you hold her head under the water.

  6. The Pope

    Looks like he used the old “I got stung by a jellyfish” routine.

  7. Johnny P!

    Nicorette helps yet another person quit smoking…
    this time using “Aversion Therapy”.

  8. Bonky

    After 20 years together, Jason Statham and Rosie Huntingdon-Whiteley still try to make it work.

  9. Nicolette Sheridan: Taking a bite out of date rape one scrotum at a time.

  10. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    “Are you the guy who wanted his meat and two veg in a sand witch?”

  11. well a normal person’s reaction if Nicolette Sheridan was in that position.

  12. Grand Poobah

    no glove, no love…!

  13. Grand Poobah

    overhead Jason say he would give his left nut for a look down her top…

  14. Looks like the bread he was throwing to her got stuck on his shorts.

  15. The guy insists they had anal sex after she passed out last night. She’s just checking to see if he’s lying.

  16. That awkward moment when you’re getting a nice beejay and the bitch decides to gnaw your dick off.

  17. Pearce Bronzetan

    Never…. and I mean NEVER ask for a blowjob from Zombie Nicolette Sheridans.

  18. Bigalkie

    Chris Elliott … Moving up

  19. Perplexity

    Worst internet porn. Ever.

  20. cc

    I thought that guy died when 007 pushed him into that vat of boiling fluid.

  21. The Brown Streak

    The unfortunate part is you don’t get to hear him scream out “OH DINKLAGE!”

  22. Wet Monkey

    I don’t care what Hilary Duff told you. I’m not proposing!

  23. Jason Fat-Ham and Nicolette Sheranigan in “Crank III – The Raise of the Scrotum Muncher”

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