Now this is an unfortunate picture. Funny though.
Sometime in the future I think this photo will be labeled “Exhibit A”
That’ll teach him to impersonate Jason Statham…
The reason Jason Statham won’t be appearing in The Expendables 3.
Duuude! You gotta wait for the tide to come in before you hold her head under the water.
Looks like he used the old “I got stung by a jellyfish” routine.
Nicorette helps yet another person quit smoking…
this time using “Aversion Therapy”.
After 20 years together, Jason Statham and Rosie Huntingdon-Whiteley still try to make it work.
Nicolette Sheridan: Taking a bite out of date rape one scrotum at a time.
“Are you the guy who wanted his meat and two veg in a sand witch?”
well a normal person’s reaction if Nicolette Sheridan was in that position.
no glove, no love…!
overhead Jason say he would give his left nut for a look down her top…
Looks like the bread he was throwing to her got stuck on his shorts.
The guy insists they had anal sex after she passed out last night. She’s just checking to see if he’s lying.
That awkward moment when you’re getting a nice beejay and the bitch decides to gnaw your dick off.
Never…. and I mean NEVER ask for a blowjob from Zombie Nicolette Sheridans.
Chris Elliott … Moving up
That’s who came to mind for me too.
Worst internet porn. Ever.
I thought that guy died when 007 pushed him into that vat of boiling fluid.
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