1. Wait, I thought Stacy Keibler was a chick? But I guess Clooney has been banging an awkward pasty ginger douche all this time.

  2. Where the hell is the Reno Sheriff’s Department when you need them?

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    That’s why we can’t have nice things in NY… that guy would be beaten to death. Hell, it would be even worse in Detroit.

  4. But more importantly, where is Nicholas Brody flying to? Isn’t he on a no-fly list by now?

  5. Folks like this are why I don’t like other people around when I’m using drugs. They have no ability to maintain and want to talk about stupid things they think are “deep”.

  6. “Look guys, Pauly’s an ariplane.”

  7. cc

    Coachella’s only redeeming virtue…stoned-girl upskirts.

  8. journalschism

    She must have been released from her Clooney contract. Didn’t his previous two girlfriends show up drunk at some event/party right before the big breakup announcement?

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