“A white whale you say? Show it to me.”
Wolverine: The Hipster Years
“I am the Squire of Gothos!”
“I’m here to renew my driving license.”
“Driving license? But, sir, it’s only 1806 and driving licenses haven’t even been thought of yet. Wouldn’t you prefer being a deck hand on one of Her Majesty’s Whaling vessels?”
“Whaling vessel? Sure. Sounds a lot more fun than driving around in an automobile that has yet to be invented anyway.”
damn, I wish I could tie a scarf like that. seriously.
“Four score and seven years ago, I almost had a career.”
From a self defense point of view, it’s the worst possible choice.
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