“If I bang him, I’ll be able to say I banged him … but I’d have to bang him.”
Why wear glasses when you’re famous? They don’t care that you’re staring at their boobs.
he elicits that particular look in women so often it has come to be known simply as “The Spade”.
“You can’t break up with me, I’m famous”
“yeah, but your David Spade famous…not like Adam Sander famous, or even Pauly Shore”
oh I must protest! (to zero avail) He’s a -10 compared to Shore’s -1000.
That sounds icky. Are you sure you’re still rich?
You know he hated that outfit. (Minus the tank.)
Advice to aspiring Hollywood starlets: Don’t think too long about the demands being made upon you…just do what you must 2 get the part.
“You know, I’ve banged girls who look like you.” “That’s just… I just don’t get it.”
“No. For the last time, I won’t go to prom with you.”
That is the worst sweater I’ve ever seen Axl wear
She looks broken, like the fml, my Hollywood career is going nowhere, I am going to have to fuck him if I want to get anywhere. Shit.
Or, she already did something. Looks like she tasted something foul.
I think it’s the look of regret. Like, “Shit! I regret fucking him. What a waste of my efforts. That’ll get me nowhere.”
“Lady, I don’t care if you ARE the runner-up to Miss California. I’ve switched back to guys and that’s all there is to it!”
Why does every woman who takes to him look like they just smelled a fart?
I think you just answered your own question, Don.
She’s really cute.
This picture reminds me of the Steve Martin quote – “You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”
That girl was a Charger Cheerleader, before she broke her pelvis.
“It was funnier when I was on the show.”
“No…I miss Mango.”
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