1. “If I bang him, I’ll be able to say I banged him … but I’d have to bang him.”

  2. Why wear glasses when you’re famous? They don’t care that you’re staring at their boobs.

  3. he elicits that particular look in women so often it has come to be known simply as “The Spade”.

  4. “You can’t break up with me, I’m famous”

    “yeah, but your David Spade famous…not like Adam Sander famous, or even Pauly Shore”

  5. That sounds icky. Are you sure you’re still rich?

  6. MisterSHO

    You know he hated that outfit. (Minus the tank.)

  7. Cock Dr

    Advice to aspiring Hollywood starlets: Don’t think too long about the demands being made upon you…just do what you must 2 get the part.

  8. “You know, I’ve banged girls who look like you.” “That’s just… I just don’t get it.”

  9. bewbs

    “No. For the last time, I won’t go to prom with you.”

  10. That is the worst sweater I’ve ever seen Axl wear

  11. She looks broken, like the fml, my Hollywood career is going nowhere, I am going to have to fuck him if I want to get anywhere. Shit.

  12. “Lady, I don’t care if you ARE the runner-up to Miss California. I’ve switched back to guys and that’s all there is to it!”

  13. Why does every woman who takes to him look like they just smelled a fart?

  14. She’s really cute.

  15. This picture reminds me of the Steve Martin quote – “You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”

  16. James Westfall

    That girl was a Charger Cheerleader, before she broke her pelvis.

  17. “$500…”

  18. “It was funnier when I was on the show.”

    “No…I miss Mango.”

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