Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry at Coachella in Indio, CA. (April 12, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Robert: Please Katy, can I lick’em?
Katy: No, Robert. I know where your tongue’s been.
1) Drug deal
2) Begging for a threesome
3) already high, jibber jabber.
“Don’t mind Kristen here, she just won’t leave me alone”
“Um, Rob, that’s not Kristen”
“My girlfriend Kristin call hers ‘boobs’ too, but damn, you both can’t be right.”
How is your skin all bunched up and pushed together in the middle like that?
Look, Sparkle Boy, I fucked Russel Brand. I get stranger things than you free in my breakfast cereal. Unless you do loads of mushrooms while attending Lady Gaga concerts with your best friend Crispin Glover, you need to just move along now.
Everyone in this photo looks like they smell.
… like sex.
KRIS IS STANDING BEHIND KATIE… HE ONLY HAS EYES FOR HER…..KRIS THAT IS….
UHHH YOU CAN TELL ROB IS LOOKING BEHIND KATIE AT KRIS…
“Mr. Pattinson wants to build a summer home in between your two peaks.”
The twin moons of Perry.
Bewitch the unwary.
Look too long.
You’ll be put in a song.
You won’t have a prayer
Ask Russell or Mayer.
“If you really want to touch them it’s going to cost you a helluva lot more than two grand!”
See, Mr. Pattinson? This is what they are SUPPOSED to look like.. See the difference? Good.
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