1. Robert: Please Katy, can I lick’em?
    Katy: No, Robert. I know where your tongue’s been.

  2. Let’s vote:
    1) Drug deal
    2) Begging for a threesome
    GO!!

  3. “Don’t mind Kristen here, she just won’t leave me alone”
    “Um, Rob, that’s not Kristen”
    “Whaaa-?”

  4. Smapdi

    “My girlfriend Kristin call hers ‘boobs’ too, but damn, you both can’t be right.”

  5. How is your skin all bunched up and pushed together in the middle like that?

  6. Nonnie Moose

    Look, Sparkle Boy, I fucked Russel Brand. I get stranger things than you free in my breakfast cereal. Unless you do loads of mushrooms while attending Lady Gaga concerts with your best friend Crispin Glover, you need to just move along now.

  7. Everyone in this photo looks like they smell.

  8. KRIS IS STANDING BEHIND KATIE… HE ONLY HAS EYES FOR HER…..KRIS THAT IS….

  9. UHHH YOU CAN TELL ROB IS LOOKING BEHIND KATIE AT KRIS…

  10. “Mr. Pattinson wants to build a summer home in between your two peaks.”

  11. Jenn

    The twin moons of Perry.
    Bewitch the unwary.
    Look too long.
    You’ll be put in a song.
    You won’t have a prayer
    Ask Russell or Mayer.

  12. “If you really want to touch them it’s going to cost you a helluva lot more than two grand!”

  13. baked

    See, Mr. Pattinson? This is what they are SUPPOSED to look like.. See the difference? Good.

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