superficial

  1. That’s not Matthew Broderick you whore!

  2. Looks like Tori Spelling got caught in public not wearing her makeup again

  3. Juch

    Reminds me of last weekend. Stupid $3 Long Island Tea special . . .

  4. Frank Burns

    Later, Tatta was chagrined to find out his friends had actually dared him to fuck “whores”.

  5. ThisWillHurt

    I don’t believe that’s how whispering works.

  6. When a guy is hung like a donkey, his choice of partners is limited.

  7. George P. Burdell

    In a stroke of cosmic irony, the horse was Catherine the Great in a previous life.

  8. Well, this is… It’s… What the fuck?

  9. ultra

    horse yoga?

  10. Somebody’s gotta break the bad news to Neidermeyer again.

  11. arty

    Front Door Farrah – The post prolapse sessons.

  12. That’s right Sarah Jessica Parker just lay there and take it, I’m almost finished.

  13. I didn’t know they were shooting another Sex in the City.

  14. So you CAN titty fuck a horse.

  15. That is NOT how they do it in Mexico!

  16. Whores Whisperer

    I think you are all wrong; it is the horse fucking the whisperer not the other way around.

  17. Swearin

    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “Hey pal, why the long face?” To which the horse replies, “I just got raped by a small Argentinean man.”

    /rimshot?

  18. Note to self: DON’T pass out drunk around this guy!

  19. When horses were brought over to the Americas, I guess they didn’t come with instructions.

  20. Doing everything in my power not to spit my milkshake all over my keyboard. How the fuck are there not more SJP jokes on this post? There should be at least 45 by now.

  21. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    SJP seen enjoying an Argentinian Grass Massage session recommended to her by Gwyneth …

    … while Martin Tatta is seen thinking … ‘I do NOT get paid enough for this shit!’

  22. I really enjoyed all the comments, but now for the serious part, WTFLYINGFuck is going on here.

  23. PassingTrue

    The really embarrassing part was the dinner and a movie before this.

  24. reginaphilangee

    This was so much easier with Tom Cruise the week before.

  25. BlackManUSA

    “This reminds me of the time I fucked Lea Michelle.”

  26. Of all the goddamn internet, I go and find Rule 34 acted out in my own country? That’s… pretty awesome actually.

  27. Great, a Sarah Jessica Parker sex tape. Sigh…let’s get this over with. zzziiiiippp

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