Her 50% hot / 50% grandma look is confusing to one’s penis.
You need to stop pretending your penis can think.
Use your feelings. Luke.
The most poisonous animal in the world is a beautiful little frog. It’s bright coloured to attract prey, when they bite down they get a mouthful of poison.
Sounds like Taylor Swift to me.
“They only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
She’s a maneater”
Why does she always look like she walked out of a JC Penney catalog? And why do I still masturbate to a JC Penney catalog?
You can still pry open the pages?
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger; Bring it on
Between the last pic and this one, it is like an Animaniacs Bad Idea/Good Idea for the female form.
“The evolved form of the female Preying Mantis no longer waits till it has sex with the male of the species before biting its head off.” ***
*** – And it does not bite off the head between the shoulders anymore.
Her legs are fucking on point!
This back and forth between stunning and appalling is getting old. What’s next, a Kardashian? Oh, nevermind…
If you took this photo with the two previous you could play the easiest game of “which one of these 3 things is not like the other” of all time…
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