“Dammit, when are they going to put raised letters on bags so I can tell the potato chips from the Doritos without having to look in my pocket?”
He’s like an educational tool to demostrate how not to build a man.
how are those legs supporting that structure???
It is a bit weird that Jessica Simpson was pregnant for a couple years and now has calves like the Hulk and this guy has been fat most of his life and is walking on twigs.
…she was’nt born heavy, so her calves developed in response to the progressive resistance …he was born heavy, so his are more like horse legs; skinny yet sinewy… [takes off lab coat & glasses, goes back to googling “bea arthur nude”]
Sponsored by Nike.
His balls have grown six times larger because he hasn’t seen Leo in over a week.
“Private Property; Please don’t burst through this wall and say “Oh yeah!” – what that sign should be saying
jon hamm says lolfake.
‘bespoke’ Nike wear. Has to be. I’ve never seen Nike crap in that size.
Fapping to thoughts of Leo.
Worst Jon Hamm imitation ever.
Until someone reports a recent Leo sighting, I’m just going to assume that’s his severed head in Jonah’s pocket.
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