I see the hopelessness in Antonio’s eyes but all I can say is God won’t give you salvation from your wife’s looks.
“If I were God, I would not have cast a Jew in the role of Jesus. A tall, handsome Spaniard from Andalucia would have been better. And with Frieda Pinto as Mary Magdalene.”
Salma Hayek as Mary Magdalene.
…salma hayek in everything all the time.
“Where do I put the money so that he takes my wife to Heaven?”
“That’s our Savior . . . I could take him.”
That is sweet.
He said, “Show me you tits!”
She said, “Marry me first.”
And they still have the Mardi Gras beads from 40 days and another 25 years ago.
Time sure takes its toll.
Cheech is the priest. That Jesus statue? Filled with guns. Everyone in the photo other than Banderas is already dead.
“…and please God, let my wife’s looks get resurrected.”
“…and thee mose amaaayzing theeng eez no matter where een thee room you stand, eet looks like he ees looking at chou.”
” I pray to you everyday, but I come home and she is still there, WTF?”
“Madame Tussaud’s has outdone itself. I can almost believe that’s you!”
Dear Jesus…even He looks younger than Melanie these days…
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Antonio Banderas at a church service during Easter Holy Week in Malaga, Spain. (April 14, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN