superficial

  1. “Oh, don’t mind her, she always follows me – my Church hires people to follow us with their hand out just in case we feel like we want to donate millions of dollars at some point in the day.” – Elizabeth

  2. “Hi. You must be Mrs. Butterface.”

  3. anonymous

    Never seen a professional cleavage blocker before…Patrick Harrison must have a problem looking at a woman’s tits and not looking them in the eye.

  4. “…and this is her left one. Just don’t look up.”

  5. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    She definitely needs the LIFT but if they get any more separated she’ll need to rename them Chris & GOOP

  6. BlackManUSA

    “Are you a black person?! WOW!! We don’t have you people on that show I’m on.”

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