These breasts I do not understand.
Only a gay man could do this scene with her. A straight guy would have a serious tent issue.
I’m gay and even I want to motorboat those tits.
^This. I see this picture and want to do bad things to NPH, but with my face buried in her bosoms.
Irony. Giant breasts, a gay man, and a mattress that is STILL working overtime…
they look so comfortable, soft n warm. just wanna rest my head on them as it shoots nuts all on them big ass titties.
Who said poetry was dead.
Is this play about vampires? They’re both quite pasty.
It very well could be about vampires being how pasty white they are. And I’m pretty sure there’s things that need sucked in this picture. Not talking about NPH cock either.
I can imagine her hanging those tits over my face while she rides me into oblivion….
Let me teach you how to Dougie.
“No, no, no Christina! Tss! The other way!”
I would definitely let her get on top of me so I can look at those tits clapping together and drenched in sweat while I’m banging away at the ass.
Tell me how you really feel
Who says romance is dead?
At least this one cuts off the granny feet.
Somewhere, simultaneously the Pillsbury dough boy, Michelin Man, and Stay Puft Marshmellow guys all popped some serious wood!
What hammer toe?
It’s what NPH likes in his butt
I knew there’d be boobies on the last page.
And boom goes the dynamite.
I hate to be a party pooper but how is this any different from Jennifer Love Hewitt or Jessica Simpson? Fat chicks have fat boobs, it’s no science. Put Rosie O’Donnell in a nightie and you get roughly the same result, except maybe that particular scenario would give NPH a very confused boner.
Because she manages it well. She’s big, but the key word is curvy, whereas the others you mentioned are lumpy, dumpy and Jabba the Cunt, respectively.
I’m calling bull on that. The only difference between this fat chick and the others is hype. This one happens to be on a show with high ratings, that’s all. That doesn’t make her any less fat or any more attractive.
Thanks dickwad. I was almost done with rubbing one out until I read “Rosie O’Donnell” and “nightie” in the same sentence.
Upon closer inspection, he wasn’t kidding… the bed leg WAS actually a cleverly disguised strap-on
For Neil, it’s her best side.
Look, I just naturally assumed you had a penis. Can you blame me?
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