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  1. Dutch

    These breasts I do not understand.

  2. LilaJoy

    I…want…both…

  3. h8tr

    Only a gay man could do this scene with her. A straight guy would have a serious tent issue.

  4. textbacktempo

    I’m gay and even I want to motorboat those tits.

  5. Irony. Giant breasts, a gay man, and a mattress that is STILL working overtime…

  6. adolf hitler

    they look so comfortable, soft n warm. just wanna rest my head on them as it shoots nuts all on them big ass titties.

  7. Amy

    Is this play about vampires? They’re both quite pasty.

    • Yeehaw

      It very well could be about vampires being how pasty white they are. And I’m pretty sure there’s things that need sucked in this picture. Not talking about NPH cock either.

  8. Hugh Gentry

    I can imagine her hanging those tits over my face while she rides me into oblivion….

  9. Jon Hex

    Let me teach you how to Dougie.

  10. Deacon Jones' Girlfriend

    “No, no, no Christina! Tss! The other way!”

  11. I would definitely let her get on top of me so I can look at those tits clapping together and drenched in sweat while I’m banging away at the ass.

  12. Senor Trout

    At least this one cuts off the granny feet.

  13. Somewhere, simultaneously the Pillsbury dough boy, Michelin Man, and Stay Puft Marshmellow guys all popped some serious wood!

  14. Mark R

    What hammer toe?

  15. I knew there’d be boobies on the last page.

  16. And boom goes the dynamite.

  17. I hate to be a party pooper but how is this any different from Jennifer Love Hewitt or Jessica Simpson? Fat chicks have fat boobs, it’s no science. Put Rosie O’Donnell in a nightie and you get roughly the same result, except maybe that particular scenario would give NPH a very confused boner.

    • Colin

      Because she manages it well. She’s big, but the key word is curvy, whereas the others you mentioned are lumpy, dumpy and Jabba the Cunt, respectively.

      • I’m calling bull on that. The only difference between this fat chick and the others is hype. This one happens to be on a show with high ratings, that’s all. That doesn’t make her any less fat or any more attractive.

    • DogBoy

      Thanks dickwad. I was almost done with rubbing one out until I read “Rosie O’Donnell” and “nightie” in the same sentence.

  18. Martinkle

    Upon closer inspection, he wasn’t kidding… the bed leg WAS actually a cleverly disguised strap-on

  19. For Neil, it’s her best side.

  20. Look, I just naturally assumed you had a penis. Can you blame me?

  21. The Critical Crassness

    NPH,”Whew!! Meatloaf wasn’t even this big an ass on “Celebrity Apprentice.” That is a lot of bacon on that pig!”

  22. Marley B.

    Oh, that’s nice….they are both already dressed for Diddy’s White Party in the Hamptons!

  23. fooey

    Hey Doog!

  24. Ismoss

    Two Irish half naked, Damn I cant tell who’s more reflective.

  25. Pete

    “Really? You’ve never been dutch-ovened before?”

  26. shandanger

    i’m guessing he’s the bottom in this situation.

  27. whiskeyafternoon

    so if triple-A helps you with a flat tire, what does triple-D do for you?

  28. Stan Simpson

    Oh great, now she has aids.

  29. Stephen Sondheim’s company looks like a really fucked up place to work.

  30. Charmless Man

    I’m pretty sure that picture left a lump on my monitor.

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