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  1. David Stockman

    He seems small.

  2. ad nauseum

    “No, No its OK I get that all the time. The government has not used some real life Photoshop on me to give me a bigger head. No offense taken my man”

  3. Hahaha, it’s funny because I can’t tell if his hand is in his pocket or if he’s pulling a Bundy.

  4. Snoopy

    Can anyone tell me why Tom Cruise is in Britain?

  5. GuidotheRed

    Good thing he’s not wearing skinny jeans or we’d be able to see Jim Henson’s severed corpse hand riding up his ass.

  6. Ed

    He looks like Wladimir Klitschko’s cock dressed in Hayden Panettiere’s clothes.

  7. omg is this the one they were making fun on of south park? he looks just like him lol

  8. Senor Trout

    Someone should tell that guy that smoking stunts growth.

  9. Ziphead

    I smoked 40 a day and it never stunted my growth.

  10. Deacon Jones

    “Ooh, I’m really scared. No! Don’t! There’s a- a peck here with a cigarette pointed at me!”

  11. JJ

    Doesn’t he know that will stunt his gro-oh, never mind.

  12. Bucky Barnes

    Warwick Davis: “Sometimes I like to light a cigarette, sit back and think about all the people I had to sleep with to get where I am today…”

  13. holy crap…until this moment I did not know he and Verne Troyer were two different midgets. I thought he just shaved his head sometimes.

  14. ahole

    Refurbished Christopher Reeves.

  15. When he goes to the caricature booth at the fair, what do they draw?

  16. It must take him 3 or 4 days to smoke a whole Marlboro Ultra Light 100….

  17. Marley B.

    Oompa Loompa Loopadee Doo!

  18. Turd Ferguson

    Chick Magnet.

  19. Jenny with a Y

    Pregnant. There, I said it.

  20. Magenta

    Wow, they even make midget cigarettes.

  21. Pete

    And now slide two. What does the so-called “normal” heterosexual penis look like in bed with Ms. Hendricks? Very much like this.

  22. DonDopey

    It’s like Snooki and Gilbert Gottfried had a kid. Then the kid was in the Leprechaun movies along side Kirstie Alley’s hands.

  23. justuhbill

    Why is he being short with the photographer?

  24. Marc

    Check out my sweet new swag from Baby Gap!

  25. Jess

    What’s with all the pics of little people, Fish? Did Peter Dinklage not get enough shit last time? Warwick Davis was Wicket – he’s a legend!!

  26. I hate it when they re-boot movies. Chucky was perfect the first time.

  27. Is it me or does Scott Hamilton look bigger on skates….

  28. Professor Gascan

    They sell Glbert Gottfried in minature now?

  29. Dali

    Wiiilllowwwww!

  30. poor taste again

    Dear The Superficial Writer,

    Once again I write to express my severe disappoint with what I usually consider to be your quite excellent taste.

    Generally, your views on politics, gay rights and race and gender issues are refreshingly progressive, witty and well-developed (which is why I read your site instead of that tool Perez Hilton’s). But come on, AGAIN with making fun of little people?? How is this any different from being racist, sexist or homophobic? Make fun of people because they’re self-obsessed, ignorant or even fat, but not over something they have absolutely no control over.

    So in closing, The Superficial Writer, please stop being a wank.

    Sincerely,
    L.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarfism

    • I believe that Fish simply wrote

      “Warwick Davis at the ITV studios in London. (April 12, 2011)”

      Hey Fish – give the little people a break, wouldja?

  31. Jeremy

    I’m not going to say anything funny. I respect that this guy still looks EXACTLY as young as he did in the 80′s! He looks great. Willow was amazing, and I’m sad that I never saw him in anything afterward. This made my day.

    Now.. I’m gonna go stare at Lindsay’s tits.

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