He seems small.
“No, No its OK I get that all the time. The government has not used some real life Photoshop on me to give me a bigger head. No offense taken my man”
Hahaha, it’s funny because I can’t tell if his hand is in his pocket or if he’s pulling a Bundy.
Can anyone tell me why Tom Cruise is in Britain?
Good thing he’s not wearing skinny jeans or we’d be able to see Jim Henson’s severed corpse hand riding up his ass.
He looks like Wladimir Klitschko’s cock dressed in Hayden Panettiere’s clothes.
omg is this the one they were making fun on of south park? he looks just like him lol
hahaha omg that episode was the best. cartman hahahaha
Someone should tell that guy that smoking stunts growth.
You fucker…you beat me to it.
You fucker… you beat me… DAMN IT!!!
I smoked 40 a day and it never stunted my growth.
But seriously, hows your health?
He can’t reply… he’s dead
Oh come on, he’s not *dead*, he just needs a nap from all that typing.
“Ooh, I’m really scared. No! Don’t! There’s a- a peck here with a cigarette pointed at me!”
“Mad Martigan!! Don’t call me a peck!”
“Oh, I’m sorry! Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck!”
Doesn’t he know that will stunt his gro-oh, never mind.
Warwick Davis: “Sometimes I like to light a cigarette, sit back and think about all the people I had to sleep with to get where I am today…”
holy crap…until this moment I did not know he and Verne Troyer were two different midgets. I thought he just shaved his head sometimes.
Refurbished Christopher Reeves.
When he goes to the caricature booth at the fair, what do they draw?
It must take him 3 or 4 days to smoke a whole Marlboro Ultra Light 100….
Oompa Loompa Loopadee Doo!
Pregnant. There, I said it.
Wow, they even make midget cigarettes.
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